Brendan

Maude. Margaret, Murielle, Louisa.

Thanks for the warning. I will make sure I avoid it.

You?ve lived in a station?

What's a personal shopper?

Really? Or is that just you daze?

Well that?s all of my theological questions answered. How are you on Sports?

Don?t do it! Those things are a physical embodiment of everything that is shit about peoples? attitude to weddings. My best friends had one for their wedding (only at the behest of a mean mother/in-law) so I made a specific point of not getting them anything. My friend got me back as best man at my wedding a year later though. He got snotflying drunk, made inappropriate advances towards my mother-in-law, passed out in the loos and had to be frog marched home by his father. All of which are much more palatable wedding traditions than giving your card details to John bastard Lewis.

50 bucks max. Unless you know of something specific that you would really like to get them in which case it doesn't matter if it is a fiver a 500 pounds because it is the thought that counts. And the 500 quid I suppose.

*claps*

If they have set up one of those personal wedding online shops things don?t buy them anything at all. We really can?t allow those fucking things to carry on.

Wife? So we?re assuming that the second generation of humanity, ever, had already invented the institution of marriage. So who presided over the ceremony and under whose authority were they ordained? Who were the witnesses? Considering only a few of the pages of genesis had happened and almost certainly weren?t written down yet, where the fuck did the reading come from? Asking who his wife was is only tip of the iceberg.

Rule of thumb. Roughly the value of the amount of booze the two of you are going to consume at the reception.

I don?t once get sent out of Bible Ed class for insisting that if the bible held all the answers it would be able to explain time and consequently if my teacher was so knowledgeable of the bible she would be able to satisfactorily explain what time is using biblical references.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently Salvation Army in Nunhead and Elephant > & Castle are taking donations of clothing, etc for > poor peeps who have lost everything. I don?t suppose anyone knows if they definitely are and if so where they are receiving donations and at what times (being office bound all day can make it a bit difficult) I?ve called a few times now today but can?t get through to either E&C or nunhead sally army.

Essex (even people from Islington think it's crap)

Nero Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just keep washing those hands in > warm, soapy water after you've been on public > transport, before you eat, after going to the > toilet etc Surely people should have been doing this all their lives anyway. :-S

Valium.

Yeah 'salright.

Where are those?

and this is just down the road, http://www.londonexperience.co.uk/images/photos/large/tate_britain.jpg

http://booksdofurnisharoom.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/23/lords_pavilion.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3466/3192113943_2595584e44.jpg?v=0

http://www.imkoontz.com/images/ye_olde_mitre_pub.jpg

Come on Sean. You are forgetting peoples? democratic right to behave like complete cunts as long as they can somehow justify it within the confines of social norms and the law. You can?t expect individuals to go around giving a toss about other individuals. They aren?t banks.

I fail to see what Indian seam bowlers have to do with it.