You know East Dulwich is upmarket ..........

[East Dulwich Angst]

When the trick or treaters throw duck eggs at your door! :))

[snorky]

I got quails eggs hoyed at my front door.

Luckily I managed to knock the rascals top hats off with a catapult as they scarpered down the road

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Plovers darling, surely?

[*Bob*]

When the muggers accept VISA.

[char1ie]

When the local beggars ask you for ?3.90 for a large latte and a chocolate muffin guv.

[k hogan]

There is no Greggs on the high street.

[JoeChuff]

true story: my girlfriend (sorry - Mrs Joe Chuff) was walking down the street on Halloween night where some kids were egging a house, and overheard some little Tarquin say to his mate "what a waste of eggs. they could have made an omelette!"

[Domitianus]

I got Faberg? eggs thrown at my door - they were jewel-encrusted and wrapped in a sleeve of silk cloth woven by Japanese virgins in a sacred temple!

[Brendan]

When you catch a cab in North London and the cabby actually knows where you live.

[Muttley]

When people say "No, I live in East Dulwich, not Dulwich."

[SeanMacGabhann]

Nice one Muttley

[SimonM]

"East Dulwich actually - not Dulwich".....rather like people in Hove... :))

[jumpinjourno]

..... when the weather report on the radio says: "The temperature now in East Dulwich is..."

[Mr Bojangles]

when foxtons arrive... oopppsss

[Quaywe]

When your pram's carbon emissions are greater than your car's.

[Nero]

When it has its very own internet forum. Nero

[Alan Dale]

When the local forum lends its support to the Countryside Alliance.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Tally Ho

[barrymarshall]

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> When the local forum lends its support to the

> Countryside Alliance.

Who what when?

Names and addresses!

[PeckhamRose]

... when the pound shop charges a guinea.

[PeckhamRose]

........ when the graffiti is spelt correctly, and the signs telling people to not do graffiti are also spelt correctly.

[Muttley]

> ........ when the graffiti is spelt correctly, and

> the signs telling people to not do graffiti are

> also spelt correctly.

Remember "There goes the neighborhood" on the White Stuff hoarding? Some educated graffiti artist inserted a U.

[Michael Palaeologus]

When there is a grouse shoot in Peckham Rye.

One simply employs peasents from Peckham as Beaters - dontchaknow.

[BarryRoad]

When there's nothing but GTI Golfs and Audis outside 'affordable housing'.

[luddite]

nb .er the white stuff graffiti was um printed .....by them it was their own ironic marketing