Funny Celebrity encounters/stories

[*Bob*]

I've seen no less than four 'Eastenders' cast members (well, ex-members now.. ooh, actually one ex-member who is now a member again ha ha) totally off their chops on Ecstacy and (in a couple of cases) in the least salubrious of venues.

[Jah Lush]

Yeah me too. I went to rave in some old studios in the East End about ten years back and there were a couple of Eastenders' actors there e'd off their tits. So was I though.

[Annasfield]

It's okay Keef. The Anfield Rap was better anyway. ;-)

[????]

*bob* someone very close top me sold Dean G********** off Eastenders a pill at that place in Wandsworth (Club UK?) back in the day....alledgedley

I also was in the Milk/mars bar???? in 1996 at the height of the Blur/Oasis 'war' and Damon A and Liam G were having a beer together quite happily with a bunch of mates

[TillieTrotter]

Wendy Richards aka Pauline Fowler fell off a bench in my ex-husband's pub last week and broke her foot!

[*Bob*]

???? Wrote:

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> *bob* someone very close top me sold Dean

> G********** off Eastenders a pill at that place in

> Wandsworth (Club UK?) back in the

> day....alledgedley

The further down the *-list the 'celebrity' is, the funnier it gets.

Dean Thingy is a good one.

I've 'got' Ricky. But i think Dean trumps Sid, hands down. Or should that be 'hands in the air'?

[bigbadwolf]

Me and my mates spotted Craig David getting out of his Peugot behind the Odeon in Guildford in 2003 and took this golden opportunity to smear dogshit under the cars door handles. Even to this day I think it was the grown up thing to do but still regret not putting broken glass into the mix aswell.

[BJL]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Me and my mates spotted Craig David getting out of

> his Peugot behind the Odeon in Guildford in 2003

> and took this golden opportunity to smear dogshit

> under the cars door handles. Even to this day I

> think it was the grown up thing to do but still

> regret not putting broken glass into the mix

> aswell.

Nice.

[ratty]

Craig David is a top scummer! You are my hero!!

[Mark]

I was once in the 190 bar in Knighsbridge, oak panelling, expensive cocktails etc etc. I went to the loo and decided to have dump and I have to admit it really stunk, badly. On leaving the cubicle someone else was about to come in so I was about to say "I'd give it a minute if I were you " but then I saw it was Wayne Sleep and for some reason I instinctively said nothing. The poor bastard just went straight in and shut the door. Makes me smile thinking about it.

[RosieH]

I have sniffed Bryan Adams's baguette.

I have also been called a slut by Loyd Grossman

[Mark]

I have stroked Jane Seymour's pussy.

[jumpinjackflash]

Celebrities are always stepping on my toes. Rhino from Gladiators stepped on my toes once - all 20 stone of him and so did the singer from Outkast but he was very sweet and apologised. I haven't got big feet or anything - I'm only a size 5. Oh and I once stroked Rod Hull's Emu when I was a youngster.

[BJL]

Can someone tell me why Craig David is so disliked? I thought he was just a singer. (And what is a "top scummer"?)

[SeanMacGabhann]

in ratty's case I'm guessing it's more to do with the fact that CD is from Southampton?

[ratty]

Yep!

[Keef]

He also just comes across as the cockiest tosser in the world!

[Annasfield]

I met JB once, all be it very briefly but he seemed like a nice enough fella.

[jocelyn]

Prince Phillip once told my Dad to "move the fuck out the way." Bastard.

See celebs all the time around central london. Rhys Ifans and Noel Gallagher in Marylebone the other day, not together both looked miserable.

[Jah Lush]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> I met JB once, all be it very briefly but he

> seemed like a nice enough fella.

Who is this JB you talk of Annasfield? Is it James Bond, James Brown, Jeff Beck, James Bolam...etc etc. Come on own up.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That Jim Beam chappie seems to get around a lot.

[cdonline]

I was once found myself in Jon Taylor from Duran Duran's garage. Not sure quite why.

[Jah Lush]

I was at an aftershow party for Dr John in a bar at Camden Lock a few years back and popped into the loo only to find the likes of Paul Weller, Noel Gallagher and a few other assorted chaps powdering their noses. Following them out Paul Weller decides to attack Martin Carr (who recently played these parts on Monday night) for going into the wrong key when he sat in with the band during Walk On Guilded Splinters. He's an aggressive bastard that Weller and he was hell bent on smashing his face in. Myself and a couple of other people had to drag him off before did some real damage. Not particularly funny I know but there you go.

[jumpinjackflash]

Jim Bowen??

[cdonline]

Julie Birchall?