what's the most outrageous kid's name you've ever heard

[Ladysaw]

Sparkle

[MrBen]

Buddy Bear

[Loz]

My sister swears blind there was a kid in the school she used to teach at called Ophelia Dick.

[Robert Poste's Child]

A couple of years ago I passed two women in the street, very overweight, scraped-back hair, tracksuits, with a gaggle of about ten kids of various sizes between them. As they went into McDonald's one of them bellowed at her daughter, 'SHANIA!'

[Pickle]

There's a girl at the school my Mum works at (in NZ) called Tinkerbell. She's nearly 6 feet tall, and plays women's rugby.

[uncleglen]

I was putting out cards on exam desks and there was a Bing Crosby. Also a friend told me that at her school there is a girl named Queen and another named Princess Diana....

[LadyNorwood]

Baby's birth announced in the Telegraph recently "Ptolemy - direct descendant of Charlemagne"....

[jctg]

Paul.

[loobylou]

I heard of twins in New Zealand called Benson and Hedges, no joke, I heard it from a friend who is a nurse there

[PokerTime]

I saw a little girl on American TV today called 'London'.......

[maxxi]

Many years ago, a caravan site somewhere in Wales, a mother yelling at full belt in a strong valleys accent:

"Elvis!? Elvis! Come and have your sandwiches!"

[ontheedge]

J-A, pronounced j'dasha I kid you not

[hpsaucey]

Mum's friend taught a kid with dreads called Funky Omelette. Cool or what!

[Seabag]

I was in crystal Palace park, there were two ladies together, the tattooed Fred Perry wearing skin headed one of the pair bellowed (in the very finest sarf london tambre) toward a golden haired angel of a child

"CHARDONNAAAAAAAAY WE'RE GOIN' NAW"

It was exquisite

[Seabag]

Oh and there's a boy in my sons school called Tupac

A Mum told me his brother is called Biggy, but once i'd got to close my mouth from the shock she laughed "ha not really"

That would have been so cruelly brilliant if were true

[titch juicy]

My friend's Visiting mobile hairdresser was called Wonder.

Another friend wants to call their soon to be born boy 'Wolf'. My friend's girlfriend won't let him.

I think however that 'Guy' might be the very worst name I've ever heard.

[Ladysaw]

I am in fits of laughter with these posts hahahahahaha. Made my day :)

[speedbird]

Kate Winslet's new child...Bear

[LadyNorwood]

Pretty much any child of a PL footballer....

[numbers]

There was a girl in my brother's class at school called Iona Horsefield.

As a teenager, I used to babysit for an American kid called BJ. (I had no idea)

For me the most cringeworthy ones are those with made up spellings, my friends ex has a child called 'Jorja'. Pronounced like Georgia. Or rather Jorjaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Otta]

Luke Warmwater. A friend swore blind she'd gone to school with a lad of this name. I thought it was genius on his parent's part.

But I've had a few odd looks when people have heard me call after my younger daughter so I'm not sure I'm one to judge.

[Jah Lush]

My friends named their first born son Hero. He's a grown man now and it does rather suit him but at the time of his birth I was incredulous. I still think it's a silly name though.

[steveo]

Wasn't there a couple called Cart who named their kid Orson?

[KidKruger]

Richard Head in my primary school.

Stupid parents.

[LadyNorwood]

I used to go out with Andrew Peacock, Drew to his friends....