Loopy Lust Figures...

[bon3yard]

Come on admit it, we all have a bit of a thing for someone who 'society' would have us believe is not a conventional beauty. I currently have the hots for Sarah Palin, everything about this woman is wrong from her baffling belief in The Creation Model to her frankly repulsive politics...but my God she is sexy. Similarly that Emaciated Harridan from That TVs What Not To Wear...Trinny or Susanah, not sure which is which. Share the horror...and curse your twisted libido.

[david_carnell]

Hehehe.....Palin is the archetypal librarian from a porn film. All glasses and tied up hair. You might like this although it's not suitable for work

I find myself increasingly attracted to female newsreaders and meteorologists on the BBC. And I have no idea why.

[Jeremy]

dc - because most of them are picked for their looks?

[david_carnell]

*Gasp*

Blasphemy Jeremy. Surely their journalistic integrity is why they were hired. Their easy-on-the-eye nature is down to stylists and make-up, no?

[georgia]

John Nettles. Yes, seriously.

[ms_1316]

lol Sarah Palin? Fail.

I have a thing for Kara Tointon. :$

[bon3yard]

Yeah, the same has always gone for the male newsreaders too, they usually graduate from modelling Armani Scats to a career diseminating News. Heres to the Media Meritocracy! :)-D

[Jah Lush]

Not a popular opinion I'm sure but I bet that Colonel Gaddaffi is a hell of shag.

[bon3yard]

Kara Tointon. Who she? I can see the John Nettles thing...ever since he appeared in that Documentary set on Jersey, Bergermeister was it?

[benjaminty]

In his Bergerac years or now?

I have no idea why ... but for me it's the lush from Will & Grace - I think her name is Karen... oh good grief what is the matter with me.

[Jah Lush]

Going back to newsreaders though. I always had a bit of thing for Anna Ford.

[Ladygooner]

Kevin Maguire - political editor of the Mirror. Really brightens up my day when he is reviewing the papers on the BBC! Jah - can you get me an intro?

[bon3yard]

Mmm, Anna Ford...its all in the diction.

[mockney piers]

That Butler-Henderson lass had something about her, yet she's far from a classic beauty.

Jessica Stevenson (?) from Spaced and Royle Family and Son of Rambow, lovely.

Had a bit of a weird thing for wotsername from 2.4 children, though mainly back in her Dear John days.

[bon3yard]

I'm with you on all 3 of those Mockney espcially Jessica Notcalledstevensonanymorebutcantrememberhermarriedname...although she lost the puppy fat that she had on spaced and probably qualifies as a true beauty nowadays...still cant believe she got married. Selfish cow.

[EDOldie]

Lush, didn't you have a thing for Mrs T once?

[mockney piers]

"still cant believe she got married. Selfish cow."

Ha ha, I know EXACTLY how you feel!!

[LuvPeckham]

EDOldie Wrote:

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> Lush, didn't you have a thing for Mrs T once?

Don't you go giving me no Jibber Jabber Jive FOOL

oh sorry ... MRS not MR T !!!

[Keef]

Another shout for Jessica Stevenson. Also, Jodhi May, whom I don't think is a classic beauty but whom I've always liked since last of the mohicans.

[Jah Lush]

EDOldie Wrote:

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> Lush, didn't you have a thing for Mrs T once?

Yeah! I did. It was an loaded sawn off double barrelled shotgun but I could never get close enough to give her both barrells.

Jessica Stephenson though....swoon swoon! She makes me go all soppy and weak at the knees.

[Cassius]

Goodness boys, you like them shall we say, well-padded?

It's Hugh Fearnley-Whittenstall for me - all that puppy dog enthusiasm combined with cooking skills, large tracts of Devonshire land and massively successful (and expensive) restaurant.

[Jah Lush]

Amanda Platell is a bit of a guilty pleasure too.

[Bellenden Belle]

Julian Rhind-Tutt - the blond from Green Wing and the Barclaycard ads. Sigh....

Gordon Ramsey - before he sold out - used to drive me wild. But now he's just a cliche.

And when I was fourteen.... which is about a thousand years ago... it used to be Michael Crawford (but only in Barnum).

[MelbourneGr]

Vanessa Feltz - Yes, I have issues.

Fern Britton - Pre gastric band as she looked happier then.

Sarah Palin - good one.

Also some of the women on that ITV lunch time thing where they debabte stuff. Some of them are complete and utter dragons though.

[mightyroar]

Jessica changedhersurnamefromspaced is properly sexy though. so not so weird at all.

my guilty shame:

gerry adams

jeremy paxman

jeff goldblum (altho not so controversial as is a sort of hollywood hearththrob)