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Only MrBen has had the delights of my pork chop and he may well have a crush on me due entirely to that.


You are welcome to try Michael. Whether it stands up to your emexplery tastes or not is another matter.


Refer to my apparent doppelganger for the wine biscuits combo. I'm feigning ignorance to such finery.

Ahem - in my best singing voice I would like to add (and cheese in ears is a good option now)


"I crushed a Forumite and I liked it

The taste of her cheery disappointment

I crushed a Forumite just to try it

I hope Dulwich Mum don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm evil tonight

I crushed a forumite and I liked it

I liked it"


B)

Sweet Mother of God,


What are you saying LuvPeckham? I'll have you know I am a married lady! I see myself as the Mary Whitehouse of this forum and of course I mind, I mind everything - have you noticed how I like to keep darling Michael in check? Being Matron rings all of my bells...

Bloody Nora!

This Forum is even devising its own words now!

Put in EmeXplary in Google and it directs you straight to this Forum,and has it has been spelt this way more than once on here I'm assuming its not a typo!

After all this is an exemplary Forum.(tu)

mmm...woman and the old 'intelligent, sensitive man' shite again...I've heard it soooo often and then the said lady leaves with the tall, glint in his eyes, darkhaired, basteward, time after time after time..


methinks etc


You just really, really, really do wish it was that way ladies...but you know it's a load of old bull

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