Crushes

[SimonM]

Bicycle clips not car keys surely???

[giggirl]

Whatever

[TillieTrotter]

I'm going to have to start getting to the Forum Nights again.....they sound like they have a dark undertone that I hadn't noticed before....Fun!

[Michael Palaeologus]

David Carnell said - "emexplery" - cool, whatsat?

There is a seedy undertow to the Forum, mainly revolving around chocolate biscuits and wine and pork chops.

You know who you are ...

Emexplery indeed.

I had a crush on Hibbs, especially her pert bottom.

[david_carnell]

Only MrBen has had the delights of my pork chop and he may well have a crush on me due entirely to that.

You are welcome to try Michael. Whether it stands up to your emexplery tastes or not is another matter.

Refer to my apparent doppelganger for the wine biscuits combo. I'm feigning ignorance to such finery.

[Michael Palaeologus]

T'aint natural I tell you, t'is Witchcraft!

[LuvPeckham]

Ahem - in my best singing voice I would like to add (and cheese in ears is a good option now)

"I crushed a Forumite and I liked it

The taste of her cheery disappointment

I crushed a Forumite just to try it

I hope Dulwich Mum don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm evil tonight

I crushed a forumite and I liked it

I liked it"

B)

[SteveT]

I've never met PeckhamGateCrasher but I have always fancied her...............pity I'm almost a pensioner.

[Moos]

I have a crush on wine and biscuits.

Steve T, good choice.

[dulwichmum]

Sweet Mother of God,

What are you saying LuvPeckham? I'll have you know I am a married lady! I see myself as the Mary Whitehouse of this forum and of course I mind, I mind everything - have you noticed how I like to keep darling Michael in check? Being Matron rings all of my bells...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Bloody Nora!

This Forum is even devising its own words now!

Put in EmeXplary in Google and it directs you straight to this Forum,and has it has been spelt this way more than once on here I'm assuming its not a typo!

After all this is an exemplary Forum.(tu)

[TillieTrotter]

I feel quite crushed that Moos hasn't reciprecated my crush...story of my life:(:-$

[Moos]

I'm just not admitting to it, Tillie. I'm shy...

[TillieTrotter]

Well that's just one of your endearing qualities Moos. As long as I know there's a chance!!

[EDOldie]

Moos has competition for Tillie

[TillieTrotter]

We discussed it privately and unfortunately I just have to get over it and move on. *Looks around for my next inappropriate crush*.

[bon3yard]

Get a room!

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Combs hair, straightens tie, puts teeth in, stands up straight*

[TillieTrotter]

Oh come on Mr P....your'e a given:))

[Michael Palaeologus]

Aw, shucks Miss Tillie!

*Looks at floor, kicks straw on floor*

[TillieTrotter]

You're far to modest Mickboy (a la Johnboy).

[????]

mmm...woman and the old 'intelligent, sensitive man' shite again...I've heard it soooo often and then the said lady leaves with the tall, glint in his eyes, darkhaired, basteward, time after time after time..

methinks etc

You just really, really, really do wish it was that way ladies...but you know it's a load of old bull

[Annasfield]

Wow - finally someone more cynical than me....

[bon3yard]

Yeah, hes good at that.

[Annasfield]

So squids on that basis, can we therefore assume that you're a disgruntled short, fair haired but actually quite a nice fella in reality?