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Moos Wrote:

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> LuvPeckham, I am thoroughly alarmed. What do you

> mean about Father Christmas? My mummy told me he

> was real and the big boys were just being horrid.

>

> So sorry to hear about your barbed wire scars. Do

> you feel, however, that in the quest for a lovely

> emc or a charming crispy that manly barbed-wire

> scars might be a help to the cause? Just trying

> to see the positive side for you there.



Dearest Moos


Let me see if I can expand further on the Father Christmas story

(small children look away now) Your mother lied to you...:'( (small children can look again)


I somehow don't quite see how a hairy extra fat back covered in barbed wire scars will help anyone's cause .... apart from maybe a horror writers....


Tilly, thank you for allowing me to carry on, and such a relief that I now have your permision to flagellate myself.... such a pleasure to know that you enjoy seeing people in pain (sarcastic wink)


Finally I like the concept of a 'virtual toy boy' what does the job description look like, and is the pay good ? (I have some Virtual Friends who may apply)

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> It's a bit like like selective hearing which only

> kicks in when either a woman nags at you or when

> you don't want to hear something ;-)


It's traditionally known as 'cocking a deaf 'un' LP.

And if anyone drags Marlee Matlin into this, so help me I'll...

Girls, observe the above scene. As so often is the case with popular culture, the pantomime delivers timeless universal truths, to make palatable the lessons we must learn in life.


Our dear sweet Moos lies helpless, entirely dependent on a man to arouse her (from her passive existence).


HonaloochieB - the classic prince - appeared with noble and good intentions. As he entered stage left, we the audience, now high on our Pick 'n' Mix and relieved the comic interlude by Bobby Davro had finally come to an end, breathed a sigh of relief.

But just as he strode manfully, purposely across the stage - he was halted centre stage by some of his pals. We have seen through the pages of this thread these young men are likeable enough - like Tony's Jets in West Side Story or Danny's gang in Grease - they are merely not as fully evolved as our hero.

Yet still they distract our hero. Moos waits, we the audience waits, as the men exchange banter and witty quips (I note a touch of Shakespeare's own interminable weakness for puns and wordplay in the EDF boys' banter). Girls, girls...just remember - this may be panto, but oh, how telling, how true! A few of us will still be watching patiently, others will have returned to the task of loading Tiddles onto the cat thread, and some will have given up on life altogether and will be debating if the ED housing market has reached its bottom yet. But every so often we return - ever the optimists - to see if order has been restored.


Ahhh, time is running out HonchB .... be a man! See the light! Return to the task in hand, I cry!

*blushing* erm, actually, er, she kind of did....


as a million men's heart break across the SE15/22 borders, we shall move swiftly on ...


LuvPeckham - have the wounds healed yet, or does sir require some savalon to be gently applied?

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