Jump to content

Are there any nice single men in East D? (Lounged))

emc

By emc
in The Lounge

 Share

Recommended Posts

LuvPeckham

LuvPeckham

Posted
Posted

Moos Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> LuvPeckham, I am thoroughly alarmed. What do you

> mean about Father Christmas? My mummy told me he

> was real and the big boys were just being horrid.

>

> So sorry to hear about your barbed wire scars. Do

> you feel, however, that in the quest for a lovely

> emc or a charming crispy that manly barbed-wire

> scars might be a help to the cause? Just trying

> to see the positive side for you there.



Dearest Moos


Let me see if I can expand further on the Father Christmas story

(small children look away now) Your mother lied to you...:'( (small children can look again)


I somehow don't quite see how a hairy extra fat back covered in barbed wire scars will help anyone's cause .... apart from maybe a horror writers....


Tilly, thank you for allowing me to carry on, and such a relief that I now have your permision to flagellate myself.... such a pleasure to know that you enjoy seeing people in pain (sarcastic wink)


Finally I like the concept of a 'virtual toy boy' what does the job description look like, and is the pay good ? (I have some Virtual Friends who may apply)

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

Posted
Posted

LuvPeckham Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> It's a bit like like selective hearing which only

> kicks in when either a woman nags at you or when

> you don't want to hear something ;-)


It's traditionally known as 'cocking a deaf 'un' LP.

And if anyone drags Marlee Matlin into this, so help me I'll...

Bellenden Belle

Bellenden Belle

Posted
Posted

Girls, observe the above scene. As so often is the case with popular culture, the pantomime delivers timeless universal truths, to make palatable the lessons we must learn in life.


Our dear sweet Moos lies helpless, entirely dependent on a man to arouse her (from her passive existence).


HonaloochieB - the classic prince - appeared with noble and good intentions. As he entered stage left, we the audience, now high on our Pick 'n' Mix and relieved the comic interlude by Bobby Davro had finally come to an end, breathed a sigh of relief.

But just as he strode manfully, purposely across the stage - he was halted centre stage by some of his pals. We have seen through the pages of this thread these young men are likeable enough - like Tony's Jets in West Side Story or Danny's gang in Grease - they are merely not as fully evolved as our hero.

Yet still they distract our hero. Moos waits, we the audience waits, as the men exchange banter and witty quips (I note a touch of Shakespeare's own interminable weakness for puns and wordplay in the EDF boys' banter). Girls, girls...just remember - this may be panto, but oh, how telling, how true! A few of us will still be watching patiently, others will have returned to the task of loading Tiddles onto the cat thread, and some will have given up on life altogether and will be debating if the ED housing market has reached its bottom yet. But every so often we return - ever the optimists - to see if order has been restored.


Ahhh, time is running out HonchB .... be a man! See the light! Return to the task in hand, I cry!

Bellenden Belle

Bellenden Belle

Posted
Posted

*blushing* erm, actually, er, she kind of did....


as a million men's heart break across the SE15/22 borders, we shall move swiftly on ...


LuvPeckham - have the wounds healed yet, or does sir require some savalon to be gently applied?

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
  • Advertise Here

  • Latest Discussions

    • Jenijenjen
      What helps you keep on top of your home?

      By Jenijenjen · Posted

      There was me overcome with memories of articles in women's magazines from the 1950s advising their readers how to be a good housewife and thinking it's like feminism never happened. Until I read the last paragraph. Be warned, this is PR from someone who runs a cleaning company.
    • Jess2003
      What helps you keep on top of your home?

      By Jess2003 · Posted

      Carpet can be a pain at times, the maintenance takes effort. I’ll look into that spray as a handy in-between for freshening things up. Steam cleaners are becoming more popular too and definitely seem more hygienic than a mop and bucket.  
    • malumbu
      BAD ADVICE FROM HOLLAND & BARRETT

      By malumbu · Posted

      I've found it quite a useful thread.  Apparently protein powders are toxic. Not that I have ever, or will ever, try them.   https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/the-hidden-dangers-of-protein-powders
    • beansprout
      What helps you keep on top of your home?

      By beansprout · Posted

      Personally can’t stand carpets however where I am renting has carpet in  bedroom and hall. Not great quality and certainly not cleaned. Was  in B & M recently and looking at carpet shampoo -wow got a can costing £2.99 to test.. No scrubbing as others seemed to imply. Spray, leave and poof - smells great, no dabbing or scrubbing and c leaving rubbish. First to admit is only temp solution but no need to hire carpet cleaner instantly  or pay for a company to come and deal with professionally. For 3/6 months happy to have used this - Have a carpet cleaner and in a month or so plan to use it.    Buy a steam cleaner for floors - not expensive - much better than mop and bucket and more hygienic all round. Can pick up second hand ones on e bay.

East Dulwich Forum

Established in 2006, we are an online community discussion forum for people who live, work in and visit SE22.

Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...