Fave Viz characters et al

[ratty]

So, the off topic deiversion on quids "depressing" thread got me thinking of my fave Viz characters and one offs.

One of my particular faves was "Fox in a Box"

A small by is carrying a box, another asks him what's in it...

The first boy says "It's a baby fox"

"What are you going to do with it?" asks the second boy...

"F*ck it and eat it" comes the reply...

A thought bubble comes out of the box, simply saying "Pardon??"

Brilliant!

Any other faves?

[????]

Big Vern or Roger Mellie...can't decide

[Jah Lush]

Fat Slags.

[Brendan]

Be nice!

[georgia]

Pathetic Sharks and the Fat Slags

[Ted Max]

"Black Bag - The Faithful Border Bin Liner".

"The Drunken Bakers" was very dark.

[giggirl]

Fat Slags for me too.

[ratty]

Used to absolutely love Big Vern - did he not always end by blowing his own brains out cos no one was gonna take him alive!

Skinheed was another classic!

[kpc]

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[bigbadwolf]

Everyone knows that if you ask someone who their favourite character/strip and they say Fat Slags, then it's pretty obvious that they've never read the almighty Viz.

Mine are as follow.

Jack Black.

Eight Ace.

Biffa Bacon.

Black Bag the faithful border binliner.

Major Misunderstanding.

Busta Gonads and his unfeasably large testicles.

Skinhead. Tales of urban strife.

Raffles.

Farmer Palmer.

Big Vern.

Cockney W_nker.

Fru T.Bunn.

Tasha slapper's Mum.

Tasha slapper.

Rat Boy.

The modern parents.

Mrs Brady old lady.

Sid the sexist.

Spoilt bastard.

Victorian Dad.

[capt_birdseye]

Billy the Fish.

[????]

....but that's just a list of people on the EDF BBW

[Brendan]

Good point Busta.

[Keef]

I liked Biffa Bacon, Busta Gonads and his unfeasably large testicles, and Cockney W_nker.

Think I mentioned this on here before, but remember a story where Biffa Bacon read that one in 8 blokes were gay, so after eliminating 7 blokes he knew, he decided he must be gay, so let his mates give him a kicking.

[Jah Lush]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Everyone knows that if you ask someone who their

> favourite character/strip and they say Fat Slags,

> then it's pretty obvious that they've never read

> the almighty Viz.

Complete and utter bollocks of course. I just haven't read it for about ten years.

[bigbadwolf]

Before HonaloochieB, another esteemed Viz reader of a similar (if not higher) caliber to myself, get's back from work. Over the last few years Viz has really become a bit too hit and miss. You usually get about 2 magazines out of 5 that really beat you up and through you about the room.

I wish to god that they'd get rid of all the ringtone and weed seed adverts.

[bigbadwolf]

"Complete and utter bollocks of course. I just haven't read it for about ten years."

Only a true Viz reader could've put it into such abstract eloquence.

[andyxlandells]

student grant 'cos it was true when i was a student

Millie tant and her radical concious again cos it was true when i was a stoodent ( radical lesibians tring to convert my girlfriends when i was doing my best to turn them off men anyway)

and big vern

[HonaloochieB]

My absolute favourite is probably Big Vern, but at least a full page please, not these piddling little quarter efforts.

Drunken Bakers is also a current favourite, it's going to end in death but unlike Big Vern, they won't be back.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Paul Whicker - Tall Vicar, "He's a very tall vicar"

Black Bag the Faithful Border Bin Liner - for anybody old enough to remember the likes of The Beezer, it is a superb pastiche of the artwork and the plot lines.

I particularly liked the story which saw Black Bob rescue some crisp packets from a waste bin, find a nest for them, throw out the chicks occupying the nest and resettles the crisp packets safely into their new home.

[pablogrande]

has to be Sweary Mary just because I now have 'pissy knickered cock sucker' in my armoury

[bigbadwolf]

I never found Drunken Bakers funny. I understand the undertones of the pitifully destructive spiral of alcoholism, and that is indeed dark, but I just find it a bit too repetitive.

Fat Slags is pretty gash but occasionally has it's moments. I also really like the artwork and spoof advertising. I find letterbocks pretty lame these days.

[bon3yard]

Terry F**kwit and Brown Bottle.

[bigbadwolf]

The Profanisaurus is usually worth a good read. There's at least 5 gems in there every issue.

[flapjackdavey]

Fish Joke

"what's a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this ?"

a classic :)-D