ratty Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 So, the off topic deiversion on quids "depressing" thread got me thinking of my fave Viz characters and one offs.One of my particular faves was "Fox in a Box"A small by is carrying a box, another asks him what's in it...The first boy says "It's a baby fox""What are you going to do with it?" asks the second boy..."F*ck it and eat it" comes the reply...A thought bubble comes out of the box, simply saying "Pardon??"Brilliant!Any other faves? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Big Vern or Roger Mellie...can't decide Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Fat Slags. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Be nice! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgia Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Pathetic Sharks and the Fat Slags Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Black Bag - The Faithful Border Bin Liner"."The Drunken Bakers" was very dark. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Fat Slags for me too. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 Used to absolutely love Big Vern - did he not always end by blowing his own brains out cos no one was gonna take him alive!Skinheed was another classic! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpc Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Top Tips and Crap JokesCrap Jokes Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Everyone knows that if you ask someone who their favourite character/strip and they say Fat Slags, then it's pretty obvious that they've never read the almighty Viz.Mine are as follow.Jack Black.Eight Ace.Biffa Bacon.Black Bag the faithful border binliner.Major Misunderstanding.Busta Gonads and his unfeasably large testicles.Skinhead. Tales of urban strife.Raffles.Farmer Palmer.Big Vern.Cockney W_nker.Fru T.Bunn.Tasha slapper's Mum.Tasha slapper.Rat Boy.The modern parents.Mrs Brady old lady.Sid the sexist.Spoilt bastard.Victorian Dad. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Billy the Fish. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 ....but that's just a list of people on the EDF BBW Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Good point Busta. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I liked Biffa Bacon, Busta Gonads and his unfeasably large testicles, and Cockney W_nker. Think I mentioned this on here before, but remember a story where Biffa Bacon read that one in 8 blokes were gay, so after eliminating 7 blokes he knew, he decided he must be gay, so let his mates give him a kicking. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Everyone knows that if you ask someone who their> favourite character/strip and they say Fat Slags,> then it's pretty obvious that they've never read> the almighty Viz.Complete and utter bollocks of course. I just haven't read it for about ten years. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Before HonaloochieB, another esteemed Viz reader of a similar (if not higher) caliber to myself, get's back from work. Over the last few years Viz has really become a bit too hit and miss. You usually get about 2 magazines out of 5 that really beat you up and through you about the room.I wish to god that they'd get rid of all the ringtone and weed seed adverts. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Complete and utter bollocks of course. I just haven't read it for about ten years."Only a true Viz reader could've put it into such abstract eloquence. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyxlandells Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 student grant 'cos it was true when i was a student Millie tant and her radical concious again cos it was true when i was a stoodent ( radical lesibians tring to convert my girlfriends when i was doing my best to turn them off men anyway) and big vern Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 My absolute favourite is probably Big Vern, but at least a full page please, not these piddling little quarter efforts.Drunken Bakers is also a current favourite, it's going to end in death but unlike Big Vern, they won't be back. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-248992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Paul Whicker - Tall Vicar, "He's a very tall vicar"Black Bag the Faithful Border Bin Liner - for anybody old enough to remember the likes of The Beezer, it is a superb pastiche of the artwork and the plot lines. I particularly liked the story which saw Black Bob rescue some crisp packets from a waste bin, find a nest for them, throw out the chicks occupying the nest and resettles the crisp packets safely into their new home. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-249028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablogrande Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 has to be Sweary Mary just because I now have 'pissy knickered cock sucker' in my armoury Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-249061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I never found Drunken Bakers funny. I understand the undertones of the pitifully destructive spiral of alcoholism, and that is indeed dark, but I just find it a bit too repetitive.Fat Slags is pretty gash but occasionally has it's moments. I also really like the artwork and spoof advertising. I find letterbocks pretty lame these days. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-249066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Terry F**kwit and Brown Bottle. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-249072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The Profanisaurus is usually worth a good read. There's at least 5 gems in there every issue. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-249074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Fish Joke "what's a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this ?"a classic :)-D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8037-fave-viz-characters-et-al/#findComment-249088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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