Whose face would you like to slap?

[silverfox]

John Redwood and Sir Stuart Rose.

There's something about their 'nose in the air' attitude that really irks me when I see them on telly.

[bigbadwolf]

Matthew Amroliwala from Crimewatch and BBC news. Just something about him being quite smug.

[Kells]

John McCririck. Although slapping is probably far too genteel. I don't get wound up particularly easily, but him..........

Edited because I suddenly remembered the squeakiness of Joe Pasquale.

[Jah Lush]

Piers Moron. A smug up his own arse shitbag.

[Cassius]

People who push in front of me because obviously their time is more important than mine. People who should loudly into their mobiles so that I am forced to hear their mind-numbing news. People with personalised number-plates. People who wear sun-glasses indoors. People who pay for items under ?5 by card.

[bigbadwolf]

"People who push in front of me because obviously their time is more important than mine. People with personalised number-plates. People who pay for items under ?5 by card."

My kind of people.

[siousxiesue]

Juliette Lewis-some strange reason can't stand her face!

[woofmarkthedog]

siousxiesue Wrote:

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> Juliette Lewis-some strange reason can't stand her

> face!

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It looks like the lid of the toilet has been slammed on it.

[Mick Mac]

Alex Ferguson. If he was a politician he would be Stalin. A real domineering bully.

Oh and Garth Crooks. Has an I'm cleverer than you attitude.

[SteveT]

The man who decided 25 metres was big enough for the goose green pool,

love to leave red stinging finger marks on both cheeks,

that would show him for not letting us vote on the size.

I intend wearing chainmail gloves too.

Sonny Liston for throwing the fight to Cassius Clay alias Mohammed Ali.

Valuev, Primo Carnera, and Chris Greener for being irritating little dwarves.

[SimonM]

>>Sonny Liston for throwing the fight to Cassius Clay alias Mohammed Ali. <<

Which one? :)) Fair dos though - he'd probably have been shot had he not thrown them.

Harriet Harman

[Alabama]

Noel Edmonds

[Keef]

Alex Salmond.

[Keef]

Oh, and George Osbourne.

[daizie]

vernon kaye

[daizie]

dermot o'lairy

[bigbadwolf]

Any more of the T4 presenters you'd like to assault Daizie. May I point you in the direction of Miquita Oliver and Simon Amstell.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Paris Hilton - annoying, brainless, rich pain in the arse bimbo being paid for innane TV programmes.

[SteveT]

Failed bankers for ruining the country.

The judiciary, for harbouring archaic language and other things.

Politicians who have 'dirtied their paws' by fiddling their expenses and other things.

[FatherJack]

The X Factor Twins, either or both.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Thou seemst a trifle peturbed, SteveT.

[daizie]

FatherJack Wrote:

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> The X Factor Twins, either or both.

FatherJack I totally agree . Unlikeable arrogant little twunts .

[HAL9000]

FatherJack Wrote:

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> The X Factor Twins, either or both.

Not Len, Ted and Dougal, then?

What happened to 'turn the other cheek', by the way?

[Jah Lush]

Monday needs a good slap. Bollocks to it.

[dulwichmum]

Indeed Jah, Monday can be frightful, but there is no need for bad language, and you are not too old to go over my knee (wags finger)...