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Send Away the Tigers - Manic Street Preachers

Monday Monday - Mamas and the Papas

Dirty Old Town - The Pogues

Going Underground - The Jam

Ok it was only a stocking filler but, a London Underground fridge magnet bearing the legend 'Mind The Gap'. Still, it's the thought that counts (Thinking 'Oh yeah he'll love that! Afterall he is a tube driver!') :-S

I know it looks similar, but can't we give them the benenfit of the doubt >:D<

Runner round Sue - Dion (Sorry I know it's cheating but ....);-)

Wedding gifts 1 Wedding gifts 2 Wedding gifts 3 Well there's the first three googled websites, so have a look and as you know your friends, I'm sure there'll be something suitable. and just in case Well you never know!

Ronnie Barker back in the 70's, This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight, otherwise there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and lifted off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted???" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipperon Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.!!

Who sang 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'? - Splodgnessabounds

West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys

The Name of the Game - ABBA

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Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison

Oh they're all thieves! The card said the package was in the bin, but the bin was empty! No! Oh it was there! It wasn't stolen! Perhaps a regular postie knowing the day of recycling collection on his round took a calculated risk in doing one of his residents a favour, by them not having to trudge down to the sorting office that's always getting slated for being crap. Give him a nice Christmas box! ;-)

Yellow Bird - Lawrence Welk (among others)

The most boring book ever must be Catcher in the Ryzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Obscuring Car Dash? Operation Cover Doubles? (ok clutching at straws there ;-))

Vegetarian Dogs Not their choice perhaps :-S

Jeez! Stay away from the jokes thread, that's all about making fun of others misfortunes!

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No one mentioned Jeff Archer yet? (*wince*) Isn't that akin to mentioning 'The Scottish Play' in the theatre? (Real play title left out just in case some serious luvvies are reading ;-) )

Mark Wrote: Did you all miss this post? :-S It's sorted! :))

Don't worry DM, as long as the dogging they're talking about has nothing to do with pizzles anyway :-S

The driver shouldn't have been out of the bus in the first place! Busses are fitted with cctv and screens to protect the driver and the bus companies will push for prosecutions. The driver has a (relative) place of safety, which is where he should have stayed and which his training would've told him to do. The bus is not his and he is not obliged to defend it against vandalism! If some nutter of a cyclist wants to beat up a bus, the driver should've let him, called the police and waited for them to arrive. It's a shame we don't know what sparked off this event, because I'd hazard a guess it was significant at least to the cyclist. Self defence? Retaliation? A fine line, but either may have been avoided by the driver being more professional. So, Is the driver of the bus is still to blame? To blame for the initial incident, perhaps not. To blame for the escalation? Probably!

Forget the veggie option! Get them a Bulls Pizzle! Just don't think about it! ;-)