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Keef

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  1. And that is why you are great! >:D<
  2. LOL! Feck off!!! In all seriousness, I played a Squire bass for years, that I loved, but never liked the strats. As for Epiphone, I am in love with my friend's SG, and plan to buy it off him. He also has a lovely Epipone Slash signature Les Paul. But I do love the Gibsons!
  3. Was only messing, just dislike W&I, Dr Who, and the bloody Pixies!!!! :X
  4. I know, but I used to love the "arrogance" of Eubank, he was a showman. Even Mayweather (although he goes a bit far, but then, he IS that good!). The rest of them jut come across as knobs!
  5. I sh!tting myself that I may have to trade in my Gibson for an... I can barely bring myself to say it... an Epiphone!! h the shame :-$ Could be worse though, some Fender fans may have to go Squire!
  6. Has always bugged me. You need it down, we need it up. We don't have a go because you leave it down! You'd moan more if we didn't bother putting it up and p!ssed all over the seat. Grrr!
  7. Jimbob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > who cares dr.who is crap, its up there with donnie > darko and withnail and i at the top of my scale of > crapness. Not seen Donnie Darko, but based on your other comments, I imagine I'll think it's shite too! Do you like The Pixies? ;-)
  8. Word Association (surely the most pointless thing in the world, ever!) The Song Game (even though at one time I would join in). Quiet Room (used to be great fun, but ended up being taken over by one or 2 people, and just became dull) Dark Room (liked the idea, but then couldn't really be bothered with it) Music Room (Probably because I have no sound at work, and can't be bothered once I'm home) Limericks (Definitely wouldn't lump it in with word association, was a good idea, but not really my bag) Things like football, cricket, badminton, scrabble are going to be interesting to some and not others, simple as that. I tend to hate any "what shop is going to open in that space?" type threads, but can't help jumping in sometimes when the anti chain gang wade in. I rarely post outside of the lounge now unless something really catches my interest. As an aside, I can't help but laugh, but want to scream in equal measure when Sean can't help himself but say something along the lines of "this thread has already been done HERE, do we really need another one?" (sorry Sean).
  9. I know it's very unbritish of me, but I want Jones. I respect Calzaghe, but have just never taken to him, he talks load of rubbish, and is arrogant but not in a funny way. I know it's wrong of me, but would like to see him retire without his unbeaten record.
  10. You're probably right *bob*, I am far too naive. My point still stands however, as the type of responses on here have been seen on several other threads. People just get far too wound up and defensive IMO.
  11. See now that is bad, but I'm assuming this person wasn't trying to get a bike on the bus? Bikes are bloody annoying enough on trains. There is absolutely no bloody room for them on a bus!
  12. Not sure if angela was a troll or not. Agree that the original title to the thread wasn't exactly going to make her a friend of the mums, but still have to say I read threads like this, and can't help but get a bit annoyed at the reactions of some mums and dads. "And to disparage mothers who "lounge around" in such shows a terrible lack of respect for those who are doing the toughest (and most important) job in the world." "I don't think you'd be very welcome with comments like that - move to Catford instead!" Really grates just as much as the opposite side.
  13. Keef

    a joke

    The Morning after the Office Party Jack woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home. It's 8.30. What day is it? Thursday. His wife must have gone to work. As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding headache, his stomach plummeted as he wondered what the hell he did last night. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a little vase of sweet peas, freshly picked from the garden. He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy, - there was no trail of drunkenly abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the window and all was serene. He stumbled to the bathroom, also pristine, and, squinting gingerly into the mirror, saw that he had a black eye. This was not a good sign, but no memories were returning. As he concentrated hard on getting the world into focus, he saw a post-it note stuck on the corner of the mirror. It was written in red, with little hearts on it and a kiss from his wife. 'I'll ring your office and tell them you won't be in today. Breakfast is in the oven. Try to eat something and go back to bed for the morning. There's snooker on TV this afternoon. Take it easy today, hope your eye doesn't hurt too much. See you tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. x ' He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. His teenaged son was sitting at the table, eating. Jack, bracing himself, asked his son what happened the previous night. ' Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. ' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order, aspirins by the bed, a nice note from Mum and breakfast waiting for me?' His son replied, 'Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone you slapper, I'm married!!' Broken Coffee Table ?250 Hot Breakfast ?3.50 Two Aspirins 20p Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS
  14. Didn't get to see the match as was at a wedding, but it seems it just wasn't to be. Hitting woodwork 3 times then conceding an own goal, not our day. Good luck to Spurs though, hell of a week. You still need to improve though by all accounts.
  15. Not being funny, but why has no one mentioned the police officer who just washed his hands of the situation and told her "get a bus, it'll be alright". For me, he had more of a responsibility to her than the bus driver did! Not sticking up for the driver, it was very tight of him, but wouldn't square all the blame at hime. Also have to agree that leaving yourself with absolutely no money and having no bike lock is a bit on the silly side!
  16. Everton 2 Fulham 1 Chelsea 2 Sunderland 0 Manchester United 3 Hull City 0 Middlesbrough 1 West Ham 2 Portsmouth 2 Wigan Athletic 1 Stoke City 0 Arsenal 3 West Bromwich 0 Blackburn Rovers 2 Tottenham Hotspur 2 Liverpool 3 Bolton Wanderers 0 Manchester City 2 Newcastle United 1 Aston Villa 1
  17. I think it was the levels set in the cathederal that made me a bit tense. Of course, I was over it by the time I'd finished it 3 times! ;-)
  18. Keef

    Petty Annoyances

    Tell that to the residents of New Orleans!
  19. He had a bit of a falling out with admin! Accused the entire forum of promoting racism basically. I miss him on this thread!
  20. RE: Scary games, parts of Eternal Darness had me a bit jumpy
  21. Keef

    Petty Annoyances

    People with umbrellas who have no spacial awareness, and don't even appologise when they nearly take your eye out!!!
  22. As you can probably tell Angela, this subject gets a rise out of a lot of people. East Dulwich is without a shadow of doubt, a nappy vally. It is a very very popular area for young families, and they are everywhere. However, there are plenty of people without kids and not in to the whole "yummy mummy" thing. You will find some of the parents horrifically defensive should you ever say something along the lines of "I'd like to enjoy a drink in a child free pub", and you will quite likely be labelled as a child hater or something. These people are, fortunately, in the minority, and most of us just get on with it. Equally, it's part of the area, so saying "I wish all the yummy mummies with their prams would p!ss off" (I know you never said that) seems a bit silly, as they're clearly not going to, and nor should they. There are some horrific yummy mummy types out there, but I think the vast majority of mums in the area are just getting on with it, and are tarred by the same brush as this vile little brigade.
  23. Main quest of the first one was VERY short! I remember being rather annoyed as I found I'd fionished it and still had loads I wanted to do, like marrying a girl in every village!
  24. I didn't do notable pupils... Hmmm Sean Wright-Phillips, Scot Parker (my mate gave him a prefects detention for being so good at football). If you read Eric the viking by Terry Jones, the beginning of the book says "story for Bill", that was his son, who was in the year above me.
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