lozzyloz

Suits yooo sir!

HB ignore the last comment. It was Spam.

HOW!! *said in mock native American voice*

Are you suggesting ED solves its parking problems with one of these?

No, just slicking my bushy eyebrows back.

Not offended at all. *He says, as he licks his eyebrows*

Someone should invent a system where you can perforate all roads including motorways to allow more water to reach the water table. Front gardens seems such a petty thing in that context. They'll be bringing back tax on windows next.

One of my favourites.

This is disgraceful. Another independent curry/kebab takeaway? We need a McDonalds. Someone organise a petition.

I think horses are less polluting than cars Cassius and you can use the waste by product for your roses. Of course you'd always get those tossers in 4 x horse drawn carts taking up all the space and leaving piles of shit everywhere! Instead of parking tickets they'd just shoot your horse and use as feed for the wormery that produces methane gas for all our energy needs. Brendan don't go there. I hear its the Land of the Hilly Forest inhabited by independent retailers.

I'm glad you got that off your, err, chest.

bearing

We need more chains on LL. Like a big GAP, McDonalds, Top Shop and Comet. The independents could set up permanent stalls on Goose Green and Northcross Rd dressed in pre 1990 costume. How quaint would that be. Just think of the tourism bucks.

So there is no need for spades = flint tools, shoes = animal hides tied with straw, soap = palm oil, medicine = natural herbs and tree barks Modern life just brings more modern ways to die.

tinagwee if there are respark bays in your street they're normally marked out in broken white lines with a notice on a pole (or a czech). Sounds like there are no obvious parking restrictions in your road though so your friend should be OK. LL can be a little trickier.

Horse and cart?

Someone's hijacked snorky's computer

Perhaps you could ask Hisar to install Wi-Fi.

Welcome and take me to your leader.

I think that was the Two Ronnies This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.

"Watch out Squid face!"

Groan. Typically it's sunshine and blue sky now.

Personally I'm a fan of Ken. The fact that he stirs up such a polarity of emotions, as shown above, is a positive thing. Starts the debate, gets people thinking. I don't necessarily agree with 100% of what he does and says, but as a Londoner I believe that he's genuinely passionate about this city. That's who I want running the show. If I had to list my preferences it would be Paddick in second, BJ wouldn't even appear on the radar.

Have a look at citylit there are some evening and weekend courses available. Failing that, get on a flight to Baghdad with a notebook, pencil and digital camera.

That's really awful. I hope the good memories will make it a bit easier PGC.