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Oh you're Kalamity Kel!! So who's the one on the left then?

I was at the Damilola Center just yesterday and was thinking that despite the campaign to stem the tide of kids getting stabbed, it seems to be getting worse. When will people wake up? I hope she's now reunited with her son.

*Doffs Cap*

Brass rubbings?

Not keen on the Zaffira and estates aren't great if you want 3 kids in the back with some room. I'd recommend a Ford C-Max. The TDCi diesel engine is pretty solid and reliable, the interior is spacious and they don't look too bad. I've used Car Giant before and was pleased with the deal and service. Here's a selection of what's currently on offer, I can see a few within your budget. I'd strongly suggest buying the latest edition of What Car. You can compare prices, reviews, accessories etc before deciding on what to go for.

Will hopefully make it to the CPT after the Castle . . .

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you t**t!'

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'. He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'. She replies, 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan .'

Magdala Liquorice Inside 72 Bishop Black Cherry EDT Did that a while ago. Really suffered the next day.

"Ruined yer shoes on Rover's load". Brilliant!

I may have to pimp my ride . . .

His talent is incredible. I remember a documentary on TV about 20 years ago about a group of talented autistic children of which he was one. He must have been about 10 years old and drew a detailed picture of St Pancras Station from memory. There was also a kid who could play entire concerto's after hearing them once and another who could tell you what the day was the instant you threw out a random date in the future or past.

Who ya gonna call? Poobusters!!

Does this mean you can't raise a glass on Friday?

If you need any help installing a new flat screen TV just give us a shout. I'm better than a kwikfitfitter

Use a steady beam on the front lamp if you're on an unlit road or path so that you can spot the pot holes. Otherwise definitely disco setting. I usually wear a reflective strip around my ankle and another disco light on my ruck sack.

The BBC Penguin one is great. Did you notice how the ice spells 'April Fool' at 00:00:58. Clever stuff.

Gambardo's in Beckenham has an excellent soft play area, bumper cars, carousel etc under one roof. Gets quite busy so you need to get there early or alternatively The London Aquarium, Horniman Museum music room and aquarium and Battersea Childrens Zoo.

Perhaps the residents of 'Crimean Corner' could club together and get one of these? *Not a hoax*

The study concludes that numerous national problems - including the decline of Britain's railway infrastructure, the collapse of Northern Rock, and the scourge of binge drinking - could all have been more successfully addressed had politicians and bureaucrats demonstrated "a certain je ne sais quoi".

Ably escorted by Colonel Daniels, McNulty and Carver . . .

We had a similar problem on our neighbourhood pavements. After many frustrating attempts at trying to apprehend the nasty owner and canine partner in crime, someone suggested going to poochy-poop-match.com. You simply take a picture of the fresh steaming dog turd, type in the characteristics (weight, shape and colour) and it gives you 3 possible breed matches including size and age. We were able to find the perpetrator within 24 hours and rub his nose in it. poochy-poop-match.com

F@*k that! Problem solved . . .

Yes we shouldn't disregard the human rights of these people. Southwark traffic works dept have come up with this solution. In addition there will be Wardens posted at 25m intervals ahead of the junction holding placards bearing 'DON"T ENTER THE BUS LANE PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP'

Mark I was on the 63 an hour or so later and I think someone at Southwark must have read this thread . . .