Peckhamgatecrasher

Barton's gorn.

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"Anywhere that sells 'Mac N Cheese' deserves to bloody sink. Its macaroni cheese and always will be And don't get me started on cupcakes - style over substance - FAIRY cakes or nothing." hpsaucey, I think I've fallen in love - brie mine!

Are any of the chefs called Albert?

I'm normally not a fan of personalised number plates, but I did enjoy the one on a 'Pimlico Plumber' van by Goose Green: BOG 2

The Lord works in mysterious ways ...

"Burgerette". That's put me right off. Do they have Burgerets?

Jeremy, it's really easy to poach pears: just water and spices. If you want to get fancy, you could make a syrup. Serve with choc sauce and cream/yoghurt/ice cream. Google recipe and tons will come up.

This will be a bugger on Christmas Eve. The left hand lane queue normally starts by the station.

Are you dissing my left foot?

I remember my younger, prudish self was shocked at Palace v Chelsea about 23 years ago. The outside wall of the gents seemed to be the urinal.

I've just read that "Guardian" piece. He sounds fairly introspective and rational, but I wouldn't want to play alongside him after reading it. Mick, of course one shouldn't confront the manager in that way - at least not until one's retired! The absolute cynic in me thinks it's strange that he now has three weeks to publicise his new book.

He is not the most likeable character, for sure. There is an interesting piece in "The Scotsman" on how he should be placed to get the most out of his ageing body. Don't think the journalist likes Warburton very much.

Don't think I'll be throwing down a gauntlet to MickMac today based on this: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/who-win-celtic-v-rangers-8799729

Good article. Why does the word corruption float to the top of my mind? There is no doubt, more housing is needed, but why not let it grow organically out of the Millwall community hub? You just know that the new neighbours will be of the cock crowing-, church bell ringing-complaining variety. Is that too cynical for a Saturday morning?

*Bob*, I'm concerned about you. I feel obliged to offer you my tasting services to make sure your investments are sound.

"Join me and boycott M&S until they start putting their lorries where they're supposed to." I'm not sure that will work. I'm still running a one-woman campaign against Sky for nicking the cricket. Surprisingly, I don't seem to be affecting their business.

Giss a kiss then.

Wake up as in a King Arthur scenario?

Isn't a peal for a wedding? But I'm still here, so Trump hasn't got his finger on the button yet.

The bell at St John's, Goose Green has been tolling for two minutes. Does that mean we have only another two to go?

*takes white coat and plastic goggles out of kitchen drawer ...*

So why do I always add salt to make water boil faster?

Don't ever wander ...

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