KalamityKel

When I grow up I want to be a tree... BBW and doggy stop ur whining or the vet really will be having fun wiv ya! BBW wotever you do don't try ED Sainsbury's they got rats and everything man! ;-) *pulls angelic face*

Barry Road still closed both ways this morning (according to the radio)...

Not THOSE cheeks! ::o :-$ Haha my apologises for lowering the tone. You're quite right. I retract that cheeky comment. Just what IS in the "in" nail colour at present? And does ones still need to co-ordinate such colourings with eye make up and underwear?

Seriously such a poor weave! DM have I mentioned how much I wuv you lately? :))

I was told yesterday by my 7 yr old niece that being married was disgusting. When ask why she thought that she advised me coz that means you have sex and that's disgusting... dum de dum

Feel the love in this place!

?6.00 I paid! ?6.00! Twas somewhere from an outdoor stall near coin street more than 10 years ago (work that one out if ya can!) ;-) Had a little shock that "adult" drinks could and would be so expensive! I'm still in shock :-|

I dont know... rats in Sainsbury's, mice in Somerfield, frogs on the road... what's the world coming to!

They may say otherwise but from experience I tell ya that's how it is - We had them film in our venue last year and they happily told us how it was all done :)

Actually that's not strictly true. They do film for more than an hour and they do edit the take a little altho for more info you could try reading the other thread on this Question Time :)-D

you're not meant to use the anaesthesia for yourself DM you know... altho if you insist I'll distract the vet wiv my bread pudding thing. I learnt how to make caramel ya know... ;-)

I'll grab a couple of bricks from the garden

:-$ darn I read that as "strimmed" and was going to report you for animal cruelty! :p

Blimey wardy! I have all sorts of memories of the school - nothing particularly interesting just normal child things. There were some teachers there though (whom I am still in contact with even after all these years) that I can really say had a huge impact on my life. I was introduced to music by the traditional experience of the recorder. Encouraged by a fab teacher who never put anyone down even if they werent very good... From the recorder, which I loved and dare I say excelled in, my interest moved to the piano. Being impressionable I loved the music played in assembly and thought the teacher playing the piano there was amazing. Coming from a family not necessarily in the know of these things we sought advice from this particular teacher. She always enquired how I was doing and would let me practise in a spare room whenever I wanted. The encouragement - looking back on it now - was amazing. Nobody knew I was to continue with music and when I compare these teachers to ones at secondary school in other subjects who thought I was just "going through a phase" I feel very lucky to have had such support from such a young age. Since the age of 9 I have been tinkling the ivories and thinking back

I've been instructed to express my interest for this one... *expressing interest* not a 100% certainty but certainly a more solid "maybe" than usual ;-)

Didn't realise dogs were clothes...

who needs a spoon?

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think they carefully pick the audience and > questions in advance. After choosing the audience they then shove them all in a small space to come up wiv questions before the panel then present them to the guys running the show and either carefully select the qs or guide them into the direction they feel it should... Or at least that's how they said they ran it when they filmed at our work.

tiger ranks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im sure the posh pr*cks who have moved into from > the more posh post codes of london would not think > twice of jumping in there 4x4 petrol vehicles and > shopping up at john lewis as richer sounds is not > a good enough name. > > It really gets on my nerves when people write into > the dulwich forum stating which shops should and > should not be in dulwich there is now another > betting shop opposite somerfield which is much > more damaging to LL I would really LOVE to know your thoughts on present establishments on the Lane and suitability of newcomers to the area... no really I WOULD. You quite clearly have strong views although perhaps you should try expressing them with a more polite manner and use or language. Any shop opening up round here has my best wishes. Its a dog eat dog world out there and if they survive then good on them (tat or not people still buy from them)

"squirt" instead of "squint" made a :-$ of me I tell ya especially when expressing to the boss I had "just squirted over the office..." !!!! edited coz I nearly did it again!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ?That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!? The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ?The driver just insulted me!? The man says: ?You go right up there and tell him off ? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.?

Now we've all sent emails, texts, conversed over msn and use other networking platforms taking time and thought into all that we compose but sometimes it just doesn't go to plan does it? We slip up and make wonderful errors which either deserve a cringe worthy award or one for pure genius... Mick says: ive had a head for 10 weeks 24/7 Kelz says: ? Mick says: headache Mick says: i got dislexic fingers Go on you know you wanna share!

Well... after two failed attempts to process the card on a trip to above mentioned establishment and not having used the card since my dads card was cloned recently. Of course there could be a number of ways and sources this could have happened with but seems strange with the resurrection of this post...

Think it would take more than that Louisa. But to save locals from near panic of my suggestions I shall keep quiet... You saw and heard nothing!

You're Noel Edmonds arn't you!