KalamityKel

*repeats self* Bovvered?! ;-)

Occasion

bovvered? ;-)

Dont you people sleep?!! ::o

*sighs* it's the standard prices for a Digby Trout outlet... instead of complaining about the Gallery Cafe why not address your concerns to Digby Trout? Too easy?

Being in the Wanted, offered and recommendations sections... Char1ie!

Oh so that's wot u meant LuvPeckham! I was very confused this morning ;-)

:( I'm jealous

Everyone knows I'm really a man with no teef and hair that isnt my own. I'm also a mutli millionaire who owns most of the Dulwich Village area and now looking to expand in to ED. I'm known to be quite a passionate sugar daddy... info can be found across many raunchy websites and I believe I was once listed as the most eligible and wanted man of 1973 as voted by the residents of brixton.

Shame on you karter for suggesting such a thing... tsk @ a potentially damaging (to businesses) rumour! *shakes head in disappointment*

Dear Admin, I must insist on the creation of more emotions. There are just simply not enough ways to express ones self... no? >:D<

Tummy bug not only in ED... ::o it's spread into the foreign regions of Catford and Bellingham... so I've heard :-|

Nope still don't get it :|

Bon3yard ever tried doing the job yaself? It's not as easy as it looks ;-)

I, as it was a useless piece of crap, dug a hole in a nice quiet part of town and tried to bury it but it wouldnt stop ringing... I dug it back up and tried to hide it in a dark place but it kept flashing at me... I then tried leaving it somewhere far away but it came back to haunt me... I removed the battery but it still insisted on having the alarm going off at random times... I bought a new fone and tried to explain to it how a fone SHOULD behave but it just turned its back on me and turned itself off briefly before deciding to continuously vibrate and bounce across the floor... Its turned into a devil mutant of a fone! Let it be a lesson to you all - keep phones and other electrical devices AWAY from baths/towels/KalamityKels!

And I just dont understand any of it :|

*walks in with basket of washing* Nope soz I misread the thread title :-$ *walks out*

I couldnt even get the words out as to wot was wrong earlier! (6) :-S

Oh I'm glad this thread had been resurrected... I havent the words to express myself 2day only a lot of (6) and tears (6)(6)

A friend of mine has been invited to a Wii party... wot kinda of things go on at such a gathering?

Is that a new brand of tea? *raises eyebrow* *yawns and stretches and considers jumping back into her nice big comfy bed* *hears the slave whips cracking...*

I saw the end of a rainbow on the thames not so long ago... twas quite an experience :)

All these rainbows... wots a gal to do... Saw a double rainbow last week in Penge too. I did get a pic but twas on me... me... fone :( RIP

*wonder whether she should get dressed yet or go off for a snooze*

I was told it was the same one just in two different places :-| m8 is now laying battered in a ditch somewhere ;-)