dulwichmum

What is a sik sik wat? I do love a drink and hate to be left out, but if it involves dressing up it is just far too much like hard work. I seem to have lost my tassles. DM

Neither would I. What is Au Ciel in the Village for? But when eventually I have the energy for a social life - I shall be right there. I had a busy day at work today and seem to have missed all the fun. Please tell me what WTF means???

Are you Shergar? Have you recently been attacked by a small dog from my handbag?

OHMYGOD Ratty. Thank you so much for this. I'm off to turn on the TV...

Glares at Mr Paleproctologist... Wonders where Ana has gotten to. Sadly looks at washday hands - had to unload the dishwasher ones-self this morning! Shakes wash day hand at Mr Michael Paleproctologist...

Sweet Mr Karter, You never introduced yourself in the EDF tent! I am crushed. I was the one in the white jeans and high heels, who arrived over the shoulder of that darling fireman... (mud is not good for super expensive heels). Darling Mrs Mockney bounced Freya on her knee while I scanned the environs for Ana who appeared to make off with Mikewbate...

Yes indeed Mr MacGabhann. I must admit that I am a complete air head and only agreed to go and see Alan Carr on Saturday night as I thought he was in fact Mr Jimmy Carr (who I have a dreadful crush on). He is simply the most attractive scamp!!! Before hand in the VIP bar, I was crushed when I realised, not crushed enough to leave though. Ho hum, the free champagne was good... I wonder if Mr Batdog looks like Jimmy Carr? Indeed, I have seen Jimmy Carr in the past, and he has caused me to roll around the floor laughing. Or was that Eddie Izzard? DM

I bough almost an entire chocolate cake - yum. DM

I saw Alan Carr at the Hammersmith Opollo last night and he really was incredibly funny. To be fair to him perhaps it is just that you need to be in the crowd and get into his humour. He was a scream and talked about pushy parents and food allergies - two of my favourite subjects. Soy milk latte and a coissant prepared in a nut free environment anyone?

Walks into quiet room laiden down with raincoats, umbarellas and Wellington boots. Whispers quietly to snoozing members "who is off to the fair then?"

Sweet Darling Batdog, You really are very special yourself! DM

Come on Mr Mockney, tell us how you proposed... Did you go down on one knee? Did you present Mrs Mockney with a rock for her finger? Did you ask her daddy first? Were you standing underneath her balcony with a rose between your teeth? DM

Wonderful news Mr Mockney, er and Mrs Mockney too! Congratulations both of you.

I have just read that there has been a 2.5 million pound reward offered for the safe return of Madeleine. As we are all aware, today is her fourth birthday. I cannot even begin to imagine what the family must be feeling today, but I am heartened to see that Madeleine remains in the news and in everyones thoughts until she is found. DM

Walks in wearing newly purchased pair of very expensive high heels and pristine white jeans. Stands in the middle of the quiet room admiring perfectly manicured toe nails. Slips off shoes and throws them into the corner along with enormous handbag. Carries out complete rendition of The River Dance (approximately one hour in duration). Collapses onto favourite aubergine velvet armchair (purchased from Starbucks prior to their closure for refurb) and thinks to self "Fr O'Connor would be proud."

Batdog sweetie, I agree, TillieTrotter is super lovely. DM

Dear Mr Mikewbate, What are you trying to say about the virtuous Shambles! Shame on you... I missed you too dear one, hope you had a nice time. Thanks for thinking of me Mr SeanMacGabhann. I wish I had been able to come. Please tell me all...

Gosh, Sean, I only remember where it was, so I will have to do some internet rummaging to see where it is now and get back to you. I loved that venue, and another in Greenwich "Up the Creek" or something like that and 'Jongleurs' in Battersea. Keef swill indeed put on a great show! DM

Thank you Mr Mockey and TillieTrotter. I am I know more than lucky to have such supportive chums. It really is soul destroying - attracting such negativity. DM

Ah, Mr Ant! You are a true friend! I am enlightened and impressed, terribly impressed... DM

I just love stand up, I went once a week for over ten years. I saw Eddie Izzard at The Commedy Store and he was just outstanding in about 1996. I love Eddie Bannon - he is a complete scream, I haven't seen him for years. I was working hard all day, so I am afraid I haven't been able to comment and now I feel like I have arrived when the party is over! Sorry.

Dear Mr Batdog, Thank you very much. I am genuinely touched that you noticed! You know I have some super news in relation to my blog, but I have been sworn to secrecy. I am not kidding you - I am rubbish at keeping secrets. But then, perhaps no-one is interested. That is one sure way of keeping a secret - if no-one wants to know what it is... DM

Dear Giddygecko, Welcome to Dulwich darling! It is just super, and with our branch of Starbucks returning - virtually paradise. I think we should all meet up in there when the coffee shop opens in order to christen it. I shall buy you a gingerbread drink and rocky road biscuit to welcome you here myself. DM

Dear Mr Huguenot, Clearly I have been neglected by my husband. He probably eats there all the time. I shall book a table today... DM

Dear Ant, That is very kind. Please tell me, what is an aggregator? DM