dulwichmum
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Shame on you Michael, you are just jealous because I am off to Cheltenham. I shall be in the owners and trianers area - naturally. God how I love a good party. Do you have any tips?
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Here, I always carry a spare bottle in my handbag. I have ice cubes too, do you need lemon?
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Oh Micheal - don't you just know it. But in the end, my darling husband is so rich that he could buy and sell Bill Gates - and actually, he probably has... (money is the best aphrodisiac!) I am so darned drunk that I don't care if I spelled that properly!!!
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Lovely Kalam, It is just that I drank a pint of Malibu when I was 16 for a bet - I just can't bear the smell of it now...
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Oh er... I feel nauseated now!
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Oh dear, not Malibu, perhaps gin?
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Perhaps, but he has er... fingers the size of Tesco's finsest sausages - and I always find that sooo attractive in a man!
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I know Kalam, I was stunned into silence!
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OHMYGOD! What a guy!!!
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Then pass it over here, I need some for my cornflakes...
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Wait for me Michael dear heart, it takes an age to get into this Agent Provocateur Corselette! http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/35/14/43/18824523.jpg
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*Swoon* http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GoneWithTheWind.jpg
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Was she simply an iconic working mummy? Just like me perhaps??? (but with a substantially smaller budget - clearly...)
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Lemon?
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Sorry, nothing is happening for me, this is as useful as Reiki healing as far as I am concerned. Shall I pour us a drink?
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Dear me, with all of this information I fear that my head will explode... I want more. Perhaps I shall buy myself a copy of Heat magazine, I need some gossip with details and preferably photo's too. Ah go on Kalam - tell us more...
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OHMYGOD! Surely not. Come on spill, you are amongst friends - we promise not to tell a soul...
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Now I am completly lost, and I haven't yet been at the sauce...
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Chablis, the Forum and chocolate...
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Indeedy KalamityKell, we are waiting...
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SteveT Honeychild! Cotton grows in the fields. You have spent far too much time drinking moonshine!
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Come on, more information please. I am hungry for gossip. I shall pour us both a large gin...
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I must admit that the helicopter was trying to find somewhere to land to pick me up. I hate to travel by taxi (they are so damn unreliable) and I had been to visit a friend on Underhill Road. I am terribly upmarket you know...
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OHMYGOD! Do tell...
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Shall I fill your glass right to the top darling? With gin, clearly...