dulwichmum
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I believe that they have insects as big as bread rolls, and the toilet paper has the consistancy of steel wool.
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Oh Mr Plopalopalot, are you sure you don't love me? Not even a little??? What shall I do? Home. I'll go home to West Dulwich... And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... tomorrow is another day... http://blog.vcu.edu/jiangy3/22.JPG
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Why Mr Batdog! http://endtimepilgrim.org/swoon29.jpg
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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/649~Scarlett-O-Hara-Posters.jpg Oh fiddle de dee, Mr SteveT, I forgive you.
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This is filth Mr T, I shall set my dog about your person. Batdog - attack! Pass the drip stand lovely Kalam, I shall have a small cannulae (my veins are tiny).
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Oh Moos, do you really like it? I sooo hope I haven't overdone the Botox, at least I haven't got one eyebrow floating off up my forehead in the manner of Miss Kylie (I look like I am permanently in a wind tunnel) Minogue!
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Poor you Kalam, here let me pour you a drink. Would you like ice and lemon?
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OH MY GOD !!! I have the hangover from hell. What have you been saying SteveT? I am a married lady afterall. This is a case of unrequited love. Michael adores me, but I am aloof, distant and demure - er... I think.
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OK well, James has a new car then...
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I love you Mr Palogopodupallllllllsssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
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I have a super duper new car - well, clearly! (sigh)
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Pass me a pint glass dear heart...
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OHMYGOD!!! Swoon... crash.
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Oh Moos darling, I thought that you would never notice! I have actually had a hat made! http://www.blissbridal.com.au/images/prods/thumbs/Mini%20Turquoise%20Feather%20Fascinator.JPG.jpg
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3 Monkeys in Herne Hill is pricey and bland. Babur is terrific.
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Oh Kalam, what does a girl have to do around here to get some action?
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I should expect so, he sounds bitter.
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Darling Michael, Prince Harry has made it frightfully trendy to be seen with a rugged ginger man about town (more fashionable arm candy than an "it bag" or tiny doglet even!). Come over here sweetie and sit on my knee, now tell me, do you own a pair of combat trousers and perhaps some kind of body armour and a second hand motor bike at all?...
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Ahhh, thats better. I love a nice tipple at lunch time, just after my breakfast gin, and my elevenses (couple of pints of Stella)...
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Darling Michael, Shame on you - giving suggestive gifts to your mother. Were the chocolates Godiva?
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Darling Antidote, What colour feathers does the lovely falconette have? Glamorous bird is it? I love eye catching feathers...
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Handmade tissue flowers, a home made card and a great big kiss on the nose. Ah well, I suppose I might get something worthwhile from my children when they are earning their own money...(sigh)
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Never mind, I hear he will be home in time for tea (hot buttered crumpets with honey) and sitting on nanny Tiggy Legge Burke's knee (or whatever she calls herself). I thought he looked terribly rugged in his combat gear and toussled hair! Yum.
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Hurrah! Make mine a large latte...