dulwichmum
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Darling Cannonni, indeed welcome to our forumette. We are incredibly friendly and sociable in here (sigh). Can I offer you a drink?
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I would like a chilled bottle of Krug and a pickled egg please.
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Here, let me pass you a G&T, I always find that the hair of the dog... Lemon and ice?
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I love driving. I particularly enjoy sitting in my parked capacious and luxurious Audi Q7 on Saturdays outside William Rose, drinking a super cafe latte from Nero's, while the au pair queues outside in the pelting hail stones (sigh)... NOTE TO SELF: Buy a vinyl re-usable shopping bags, the others let water in and spoil my groceries.
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Indeedy, my poppets simply adore all of the meat/poultry/fish from Waitrose (sigh). Wouldn't it be simply fab. Couldn't they close Foxtons and open a small branch of Harvey Nichols too?
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Darling Kalam, Can I offer you a hot toddy? *Waves to Mr Piers*
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Just pour it straight on my cornflakes sweetie...
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*Blows kiss to Kalam* *Rushes to Michaels side with special nurses kit. "Let me apply the special salve dear heart. You know I love you really. Now don't be rude or I shall puncture you again..."
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I think that sounds about right actually!
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Have a drink dear heart. Can I pour you both a large one? Get off her SteveT, this is turning into a "dignity in the workplace/quiet room" type of issue. I warn you, I have my cattle prod. PUT HER DOWN!
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I hear that the online courses from Gotham are the best, also the residential courses at Arvon are highly thought of.
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Poor Michael, the last "slacks" wearer in East Dulwich... and now he is the central heating for the Quiet Room...
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*Removes enormous cattle prod from handbag* I am afraid that there is nothing I can do to make it better Mr Popadopalot, it is best for everyone if I put you out of your misery, you can go and join Donkey in the sky... *BOOM* Can anyone else smell burning flesh?
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Darling Michael, As I am sure you can imagine, I continue to be physically perfect - as per usual!
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Darling Sean, all will be well I am sure and Michael - you know how I love a compliment. I bought myself a special outfit to cheer myself up!
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Darling Sean, What sort of thing is that to say to a lady? If someone called me a hardy soul, I would assume that you were saying I looked weather beaten and portly! Shame on you.
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Dear Tingawee, They were ice sculptures left over from my themed dinner party of last night.
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Don't worry Bon3yard, she only went to bed at 8 am this morning. I had her scrubbing the bricks on the front of my house all night, the air pollution does dreadful things to the perfect London bricks. I didn't want an audience to form on Alleyn Road, they are dreadful for trying to keep up with us. I am so outragously stylish you know. Tonight she will be painting the window frames...
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Oh Sean darling (sigh) you are never naive, just manly and handsome. Leave poor Tony alone, he has a young son and he is simply trying to ensure that he gets into a good local state school. No-body in their right mind could be a genuine Roman Catholic, could they? There is a group on Facebook for recovering Roman Catholics. So many people feel too guilty to join!
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Hi Susan, Welcome to the EDF, we are all simply the most lovely and kind and glamorous of people on here. I myself am wearing a smoking jacket and cigarette holder - although I don't smoke... image is everything, don't you agree?
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How completely perfect, sigh. I shall go and wake up the au pair so that she can take my poppets into the garden to make a snow man. I am going back to bed, it is cold...
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OK, so I am drunk. Have you any idea of the outragous acts of depravity I must engage in for my Audi Q7, housekeeper and selection of six bedroom homes? Actually, I never ever feel cheap. I am outragously expensive!
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Does anyone else like dipping chocolate (preferably Easter egg) in peppermint tea - or is that just me?
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Gosh, I am sorry! I read something about James Nesbit and it just makes me see red...