dulwichmum

Simply Childcare is indeed a great resource Albert. You can find them online and subscribe for 3 months at a time I think?

OHMYGOD! I would NEVER make fun of a lady who lost her diamonds. I have been completely misunderstood here. Darling Jaw I send you my deepest sympathy - I am serious. Is Goose Green SE15?

OHMYGOD! This is simply frightful. Poor you. I hope that you have insurance. Clearly it will be spotted and returned asap - because a diamond that size will cause people to trip over it on pavements and blind passers by with it's brilliance. I just hope that the riff raff on Goose Green will hand it over if they find it - that place is virtually Peckham afterall. By the way dear heart - I believe that it is called a "rub over" setting (sigh) - don't you simply adore good diamonds?

How very dare you all? Shame on the lot of you. SteveT - to the naughty step and as for you ????, I thought that you were a more sensible person than this. As usual, Mr Keef is a King amongst men... Can't you see? Gordon has that whole cerebral, "daddy in charge" thing going on. I think that he is incredibly sexy. He is just like an authoritative school master. I bet he looks fantastic in a V necked jumper and carpet slippers. What is this fascination with how the man in charge looks anyhow, it is what he does that matters - we don't want to have some kid like William (pompous git) Hague or a foppish chick boy like David (needs a good kick in the pants behind the bike sheds) Cameron in charge do we? This is all Tony Blair's fault - he should have stepped down years ago. He looked like a Cheshire Cat on speed before he left town. Whatever is going on here? I love Gordon Brown (swoon), he is the real deal as far as I am concerned, lets give him a chance. I simply adore men who can't play to the camera - the economy is in tatters - but that has more to do with George Bush than my darling Gordon Brown. When I see him on TV, I become transfixed by his manly image, his enormous chest, his fingers the size of Tesco's finest sausages - why he looks like a mature version of Gary Barlow in a certain light (I am told). I would just love to whisper the words "Prime Minister" in his ear...prrr. I think that they should make him President of America too. All Hail Gordon Brown.

Trots into quiet room and announces, "I hope that you have been good while I have been busy..." "OHMYGOD!!! No-one eat that fruit, Michael what have you been doing with it?"

Oh CitizenEd dear heart - isn't it divine with cornflakes too? A truely versatile wine! No darling Michael, it is best not to. And do get up off the floor. I will admit that look so very cute in your furry cat suit though.

Here, have some White Burgundy - that Pinot Grigio can't touch it, and Michael, don't dip your crisps in your wine dear heart...

I would love to start a fox hunt in East Dulwich. I can just see us galloping down from Ladlands me on the back of an enormous black hunter, in my perfect gleaming black leather boots and riding pink (sigh), Michael Proctologist on a small grey donkey.. I worry so about Chav's chickens. What say you ????? Do you have a steed or should I ask the strange lady who runs the riding stables at Dulwich Park if she could see her way to lending you the pair of cart horses that she uses to pull the hearse to Norwood Cemetry? I think it would be a wonderful way to spend a winter morning... http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1003/50205530.JPG

OHMYGOD! Her botox is breathtaking. Who does Polly's work?

Anyone for a Sommerfield onion ring?

I would have thought that for a good stone's quote, you would be best to go to a reputable jeweller - Boodle and Dunthorne for example. They only sell the best quality colourless (D) and well cut stones. Look out for internal flaws and never purchase a stone of less than a half a carat. I would have thought that you could get something worthwhile for about 5K, and the darlings at Boodle's put a minute special bar coded chip on your stone so that if it is ever stolen it can be identified. You really can't go wrong with them... (sigh).

Lovely Moos, I apologise unreservedly. I was bored last night and looking for mischief. DM XXXXX

I WANT TO PLAY... WHERE IS EVERYONE? I have been trying to start a row in the general issues department - but there is no-one home (sigh). Ah well, I will just finish off this bottle then... (sniff). There is only Delia Smith on TV making cakes from ready rolled pastry with jars of caramel sauce and frozen fruit. God that woman has a complexion like a baking apple long past it's sell by date. Oh look, the au pairs "Look" magazine. Am I the only one to be horrified by Kylie's comedy eyebrow? It is (almost) enough to put a girl of maintenance work!

OHMYGOD! The heady excess of it all. Call me a doctor, I fear I may be suffering from a cardiac arhythmia...

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Darling Asset - clearly! And anyway, as I said, my personal hardship was really only endured for days actually (hours to be honest, I am frightfully rich afterall!).. hic.

Every nursery is different though, and for example DUCKS will tell you (at the moment) that there is no point in joining their waiting list if you are more than 26 weeks pregnant, as it is too late! People sometimes find that they can manage on reduced hours and you could meet someone who would be great to have a nanny share with. Join the NCT - it is a great way to network and explore all of the options. Don't bother with any extra anxiety when you are pregnant, you will be surprised how your expenditure changes and you can make do when you have a little one. I stopped spending money on socialising, travel to work, lunches, beauty treatments, clothes, shoes, my personal trainer, exotic holidays, magazines and my hair - (OHMYGOD! only for about a month I admit) and saved a small fortune (sigh)!

Gosh, I feel so very delighted that I am completely loaded. I am off to buy a whole new wardrobe as this thread is depressing!

I would like a bottle of Krug and a straw. Could you please pass me a pair of Purdie shotguns from my handbag? I have a feeling that I may need to defend my honour. I can sense a man with evil intentions on his mind in my presence. I am simply gorgous you know!

I very beg your pardon CitizenEd! I shall have you know that grey is very now.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Think it all comes down to an over-developed sense > of entitlement, whether that's imbued by the > parents or the school, it leads to a lack of > respect for others and general massive wankerdom > in adulthood OHMYGOD Rosie darling, you are inspired!

Perfect Fish, I am sure that it was not true. The man is probably a saint. We should not believe anything at all that we read in the papers. I am ashamed of myself for ever reading The Daily Mail... OHMYGOD! I have sooo overshared!

Lies on the floor, surrounded in a profusion of lace and petticoats. "My word! Michael and Mr Keef - you are so very masterful!" *Swoon* "Is that a surgical support you are wearing Mr Popadopalot? It really is not the most becoming of accessories..."

OHMYGOD! Sean, what are your "Rock Kicks"? I am terrified for you. Have you sustained some dreadful sports injury, or perhaps you have been inhaling some new and fashionable drug?

*Flounces over to special chum Mr Keef, and plants great big kissaroo on nose.* Exchanges knowing smile with chum and proceeds to get sploshed - I adore Champagne...