snorky

if you judge someone by how their teeth look, then you are indeed in a sorry place

Wait until this Saturday.........Scotland vs italy

Buy out the best location on LL ( if money was no object ) and oprn " snorkys" bar and upstairs sushi resturant Kids welcome during the day no crap beers - all lagers hand sourced from small town breweries in Bavaria & environs decent juke box no estate agents allowed Live Scotland games on the big screen with subsidised beers for the afternoon

Hopefully, braised Rump of lairy foxtons employee with haricot vert

**This isn not an instruction - merely an observation - snorky does not condone or solict criminal activities** apparently two of the favoured approaches to dealing with badly parked cars are: kebab grease smeared on the windsceen - in the winter, this is nearly impossible to move without serious time , effort & enrgery being extended - valuable sales time will be lost as hapless salesman find his car efectively immoblised for the morning Perfume that had " gone off" - poured into the air intake below the windscreen will render a modern A/C car useless until the sealed system can be stripped and rebuilt, due to the stench and damage that may occur. time lost = money lost

flong Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know that someone on Nutfield Road did phone > Foxtons to complain about all the parking spaces > being filled. They were called back promptly - and > told to "@#$%& off". ***this is not intended as a rally call or an instruction to commint any crime - this is just a thoughtful meandering*** ***Snorky does not condone criminal damage or harrasment*** direct action people. Dont give these parasites any room - dont give them any excuse or leeway - scum take ED back - foxtons take advantage of peoples reticence to get involved - make them pay every time they clutter the streets with their vulgar little company cars these people drive whilst on the phone, they park carelessley , make congestion even worse, and damage the environment and your families health. make them pay. every little action a resident can take will mount up. when their bonuses get hit with deduction for new tires every week or two, a new paint job or a good valet - they will get the message this companies ethos is rapacious and bullying they dont care for you they dont care for the area they will suck every penny out of the market, then like a swarm of locusts, they will get into their their nasty little german cars & move onto the next victim

YOu are right LL - the situation of pavement dropping has reached manic pace in the likes of Ashbourne grove now, with all & sundry rushing to reserve their own bit of parking. very community minded. But foxtons are a particulary odious bunch. they have it coming

Point of reference Minis have super duper run flat tires Tirewall damages- such a a stab / puncture etc - cannot be repaired The whole tyre needs to be replaced - at ?150 a corner for these sexy tires, it doesnt take long to add up a hefty bill. This could be viewed by some as win win situation - the lcoal quickfit - whio are a decent lot BTW - get business & foxtons get hit where it hurts. I am in no way suggesting that anyone should take matter like this into their own hands. I woul;d never do that, but unlike the shoppers and local residents who may park in the area, foxtons do not respect you or have any interest in anything other than money. sometimes taking direct action may have a greater effect that the usual typical British methiod of written complaints. just a thought.

Art innit probabaly one of those talentless harridans/ pompous wankers from Goldsmiths art MA having of a bit of " art happening" in leafy ED, whilst mummy pays for their edgy groovy student pad in le croix Nouveaux

why dont you just " refuse" to let them check your bins hahaha etc

Do you think the residents of ED need more bars & the associated noise/ disturbance/ detritus / congestion that comes with a new bar ? many feel that things have got worse since late licences & new places have opened on LL for many of the streets that run into LL ( serious question - not a snorky off tanget rant )

maybe its a reference to the awful womans preferred make up style

Im surprised that people still fall for this local councillor rubbish- they are essestially self serving politicians - what do you expect

anyway, enough of this petty squabbling fellow ED residents, lets have a group hug and unite againt the obvious enemies of Forest HIll and their fellow interlopers Nunhead - trying to steal some of EDs deserved glory. ps - dont get me started on those bastards in Telegraph hill.

Mellors Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I> > And Snorky, I am actually from Nelson in > Lancashire. Their property prices have gone up by > tens if not hundreds of thousands over the last > few years and they are all complaining about the > posh people moving in. You woud fit right in. Whos complaining about posh people ? Not me - nor Am I harking back to the sepia tinted days of yestertyear when you could leave your doors open & the Richardsons would pop in for tea etc etc. I am however disputing the proposition that lots of expensive shops = better quality of life

peckhamasbestos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry to add further to what is a pointless and > tedious debate (free market anyone?) but I recall > that there is a children?s clothes shop on the > walworth road, selling exclusively designer > clothes > > I warrant that the value of goods in this shop far > outweigh those in any of the above mentioned > Clapham/ED boutiques! THis is the other end of the scale, but is driven by exactly the same ostentatious comsumption ethos - you will see more Ralph lauren in Romford than you will in Clapham. Just because you may a higher disposable income does not mean you have better "taste" or are not motivated by the same drip feed of advertising and its incestous and exploitatitive kin : marketing & mechandising - the end result may be differently dressed children, but the actual value of the sales may be exactly the same.

ed_pete Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Snorky - move to a less affluent area and you > might find it more tricky to shift those Banksy > prints...;-) Ebay know no boundaries

Ive stumbled into popbitch without knowing it.

No no no you have it all wrong you see. Expensive shops selling tat = good people + good area Cheap shops selling tat = bad people + bad area its ALL SO OBVIOUS! How could I have been so blinkered. Im sorry, I have to go now and find soemehwere else to live.Somewhere I will be with people of similar outlook and more importantly, wealth. Teeside perhaps ? maybe Neson : Lancs ?

mamafeelgood Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > wow, i am sometimes shocked at how arrogant and > ridiculous some posts are on this forum. for an > apparenlty tolerant city like london these swipes > at the changing demography of the area smack sheer > intolerance. a 3rd rate battersea, claphamites > etc... do you know how insulting it is to people > who live in areas/neighbourhoods that do not > benefit from empty shops being filled and yet > retaining your iceland and ?1 shops. if it really > bothers you all that much move to brixton, queens > road peckham, bermondsey... Post of the year.

Come round to mine and I will prove that I have 11 fingers - I'll count them in front of you - look ( etc )

howwillipaytheschoolfeeswithallthisnegativeequityaggedon

IM sorry & I hang my head in shame for posting this on the ED section , I know this will be lounged, but I had to give it maximum exposure

shocking............................

mamafeelgood Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jesus some people are either having a very good > laugh on this forum or need to get out more. it's > a flipping shop selling baby clothes, which > incidently covers quite a massive market in the > area. they're not out to get you. they're not out > to physically harm you. they're not shoving a way > of life down your throat. > > you have a choice to go in or not. > > i am starting to feel like i live in a > neighbourhood full of mary whitehouse types that > read the daily mail: intolerant and unable to find > the off button. theres no need for blasphemy.