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I believe you can get a pint for ?1.50 in Swansea

I'd pay ?3.80 for an imaginary pint not to go drinking in Birmingham and even more (maybe ?4.50) for Swansea

I was only in there to get a sense of my own being not purchasing

Rockets has flown above us BURN HIM, BURN HIM

The whole of SE London is subsiding (clay basin)...seriously, live with it or move to Yorkshire. How old is this place?...bet it's been their years....

Rouiller White's personal touch equals languid students ignoring you whilst discussing Satre in my experience

what are all those Pete Docherty wanabees gonna do?

My Friday nights out

Why Dunquerke and then 'Normandy'....Normandie surely? Moi, pretensious?

ED shop in selling stuff wideley available in the high street at half the price shocker!

London is a (the?) global city....fed up of the subsequent problems? (noise etc) then move to Scotland you luddites - alternatively, never use a plane again or buy any produce flown in buy plane then legitimately moan, I'm really, really fed up with smug Nibyism and hypocracy on everything nowadays...

Steve - of course the cultural imperialism of 'western medecine' has done nothing to dramatically reduce infant mortality rates in the 3rd world -say measles, polio, diptheria, TB, to name just a handful these rates have just coincidentally fallen dramatically with the widespread adoption of western medecine and medical practices....me, I'm not gonna get my kids vaccinated just see a shamen and hang some ccrystals over their beds and the jobs a good'unn

...or why should I pay tax so you don't have to set up an account...to take a contrary position

*chuckles

I will show you some very desirable milk in a good catchment area for a large sip

'ealth and safety innit, attracting ladybird swarms, encouraging hayfever, falling on passerby's heads, collecting finished cigar butts...it's a can of worms

That matching thing must be really difficult - * buyer enters SE22 estate agent "hello I'm looking for a 3 bedroom house in SE22" Estate Agent "Here's 5 on our books". I think the staff in Sainsbury's shoould start charging you commission for pointing out where the chickpeas are to be honest....

I think I might come and lurk in honour of all the Lurkers on here... Am I the small weasly bloke leering at all the girls? Am I the once obviuosly gorgeous blonde but now a bit muttony who keeps trying to scroiunge fags off all the under 30 blokes? Am I the average looking quiet middle class bloke whose very, very polite? Answers on saturday please

Politicians consulting with public = obscure notice in Dulwich Temperance Hall, survey sent to key party workers, focus group of meeeja people at Ed Balls' pad in Islington

bookies?

A post by Cab Driver no 21708 Bleedin' hell - it shows what the world's coming to when even a traitorous rag like Private Eye gets knicked in East Dulwich, I had that Peter Cook in the back of my cab once and, although he liked the sauce a bit too much, he was a gent, not like that poison little midget Hislop, hangins too good for him the pompuos little prick etc

Got any A4 pads going cheap Asset?

I don't subscribe to that peculiar liberal phenomenum of middle class guilt....

my future prediction for Olivia Chessel aged 30 - Senior partner at Goldman Sachs

The blame it on "marketing" "white Collar crime" "society" "policy" in fact anyone but the criminal themselves argument is of course a gross insult to the vast MAJORITY of deprived, poor, poorly opportunitied, people WHO DONT COMMIT such crimes and are far more likely to be victims of it than the rest of us.....stop excusing outrageous disgusting and anti-social behaviour solely 'on society'.......