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Our little Leftie friend should really keep up at the back. The last Labour Government (probably THE last! hoho) extended the pernicious Yooman Rights legislation to include illegal activities. M'learned friends assure me that scratches and damage caused during such activities must be fully compensated by householders at a minimum rate of ?50 per inch for brambles (more if trained to attack) with higher payments for broken glass wounds brought about, for example, by window panes frustrating entry(these should ideally always be left open to avoid such incidents ). Household pets must be restrained~one individual was royally compensated having been savaged by a hamster. Householders are however allowed to defend themselves with a tea spoon but only with reasonable force, and should always offer intruders suitable non alcoholic light refreshments. Police should not be involved if the individual appears to be vulnerable in any way. The last vestige of protection for occupants disappears if the burglar is a paid up member of NUNO, National Union of Night Operatives, allied to that much loved tribe of Luddite relics, RMT. If one of them breaks and enters you have no chance. Best to kill him and hide the body in the recycling bin.

You can't plant prickly plants as they might scratch a burglar and infringe his human rights.

Greenwich.

Laughing so much it hurts. Shouldn't be allowed.

I am reliably informed that there is no funding crisis whatever ,rather that the NHS is inundated with emergency surgical procedures with so many patients suffering from agonising split sides laughing at the Labour Party's antics. Perhaps others could confirm?

Oh Dear. We must not put the little dears in any sort of danger, must we. Madness~just encourages the scum.

My son got a ticket in Barnet for parking across his OWN driveway!! Little Hitlers everywhere with nothing useful to do. Sack the lot of them please.

Corbyn sane....

Heavy British Transport Police presence early this afternoon. Very exciting. Had someone not paid their fine??

I just don't understand. In the midst of all this shambles on Southern we, who are lucky enough to use West Dulwich, are having our services substantially improved with trains every 15 mins right up to midnight(now around 9 pm.). Not looking a Gift Horse, but what is going on??

Heart of stone not to laugh.

We lived in Toronto for several years~a great city and, we found, immensely friendly people, although the pubs and licensing laws were primeval, and sprinkling salt on beer??? The winters finally drove us back to Dulwich.

Lib Dems ??!! This must be a joke?

Can she not tell us which Labour party she now represents~~the Corbyn one, the left of centre one or the 1pm today one? You need a heart of stone not to laugh.

Oh,for Gilbert and Sullivan.

Awful lot of stupid people out there!

Sour grapes. Pathetic. Grow up.

We used "ROOMS" of Mottingham Village (near Eltham). Small family business~very professional and sensible prices. Thoroughly recommended.

A broken main(?) near Queen Mary's Gate has been gently gushing water for around the last two months. I have reported this to Thames Water~apparently not their responsibility. I have reported it to Southwark Parks~no response. The Francis Peek office always seems to be empty so no action there. I have even emailed friends of DP but to no avail. What more can I do? It is a terrible waste even in this wet month.

Am I just unlucky but the P13 just seems hopeless?? For example today: W. Dulwich station towards New Cross. Bus due~15.05~no bus Bus due~15.20~no bus Bus due~15.35~no bus 15.40~give up and trudge home. Who are the halfwits who run this "service"?/ Complaints are just not worth the effort.

Once again I start my annual tedious battle against these pests. Killed five this am already. Where do they come from as windows still closed? Some are already dying before I give 'em the coup de grace. Have they over wintered inside?

Both Tory and Labour candidates hopeless. Weak and no personalities whatever.Who on earth chose them?

Who on earth chose the Labour and Tory candidates? Both hopeless~weak and no personalities.

These PC morons won't be happy until we're all riding donkeys to Sainsbury's. Insane meddlers.

Always unlimited funds available for daft unwanted roadway projects. Madness.What austerity?