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that one certainly doesn't show the bomb that fell bewteen CP Road and Darrell, demolishing and damaging terraced housing on CP, Darrell, Hindmans - Bizarrely the CPT still stood whereas houses on the other side of it from the explosion were damaged severaly (including mine). Still a useful map tho - for gauging how many / the spread of hits !

Where KK was waiting and, after taking his shirt off, he...

...and got a nice little rug in the bargain, albeit with a few tears in it.

The End.

People asking in a cafe for a 'Grande tea'. WTF

Aquarius why don't you start a thread so while educating me in how to be kind to animals other people can benefit from your advice - surely more efficient (and overall best outcome for said animals) ? If we'd met at a Glasto back then you'd probably have wondered why I didn't drink, smoke, or take drugs - but was at a festival, where these pastimes are the mode. Your conclusion may have been that it takes all sorts of people to make a festival and that maybe your way of going about things isn't the only way ?!

Where the bombs fell is I believe well-documented. So perhaps look at each location in turn and you'll get close.

Find a tower block. Get a razor blade. Climb to top. Slit pillow out of window / over balcony. Watch your feather-cloud dissipate over the streets below - a fitting sky burial for the poor bird that donated the feathers possibly years before. Note: not same with foam-filled pillows.

Yeah and I probably could have taught you a thing or two. Hold on, what's this animal kindness business ? *involuntarily feels an automatic yawn coming on*

If it's a septic just take them to Leicester Sq. they'll be happy with that.

My first glasto we parked a huge old campervan on a flat area up the hill from main stage, facing the stage - maybe 1/4 mile away, we had friends camped even nearer, they had a small fire going the whole weekend for pots of tea and heating up tins of food. There were loads of unscheduled gigs in private tents or outside them powered by generators, dealers had blackboards outside their tents listing what they were selling or openly roamed around shouting out what they had in stock, the stalls selling trinkets were many but casually organised, it absolutely poured down, we sold 40 gallons of wine and got busted by the hells angels - my mate who made the wine swapped 3 gallons for a massive slab of red leb. There was a small white marquee, the base lines you could feel a mike away, when you went inside if was trestle tables at one end with loads of West Indian rastamans selling tea and biscuits, they were too wrecked to remember what you'd ordered and who had ordered it, the opposite end of the marquee was a wall of speakers, in between a crowd getting down to dub and reggae, spent a couple hours a day there. When it rained too hard in the evening a dozen of us piled into the van and watched the main band from huge the front seat or seats behind, front window was massive. It was a crazy show but so, soooo much more fun than nowadays - haven't been since 2000 as a result.

"Someone actually nicked my pint on Saturday in Peckham How low can you go - Pinching a mans pint." Just gob (visibly, so those nearby can see) in your pint when you receive it from bar person. Unlikely to get nicked then. And if it does get nicked you have the (admittedly, small) consolation that they probably drank your gob. Simples.

Wilder's WBC champ. Stiverne could have moved his head a bit and not taken so much punishment, man he's got a solid chin. I guess now it's 2x 6ft6+ guys fighting for all the titles...

Rather a pub quiz, doing stuff with other people, than watching the idiot-box at home.

"...Quizzes, always the last resort of a failing pub business. But Quizzes bring in crowds who simply buy one drink, sit there all night and then leave when the Quiz is over" Oops, the Great Exhibition is failing ?!

Yes Mayweather wins.

The deal's still to be made but yeah it appears close. It'll still be the biggest fight, money-wise, in history. The endless speculation in the columns and the fever pitch it reaches at times like this are a bit tiresome though ! Just make the darned fight and get them in the ring - albeit 5 or 6 years too late. I think it has less meaning now than it would have had previously, so the hysteria is probably more a collective cry of relief than actually deserved.. Wilder fights Stiverne on Saturday so the USA could finally have a world champ - heaven knows they're crying out for one !! On ability, I fancy Stiverne (hopefully in (5-6) but Wilder does seem to set-up the right-hand windmill by blinding you with the left.

"KK, please could you share the numbers of the bus routes you use most often and a photo of what you look like from behind?" 12, 197, 343, 37, 40, 176, 185, 434, P12, P13.

West where ?

Foie gras Pizza Burgers for ?12 Iceland The Vale / Cherry Tree DJKQ Farting on buses

I'd expect the opposite. No regular shopper is suddenly going to pick a guy out of a crowd of rough looking men and say come trim my skirting. They're expecting trade work, preferably in small groups.

x-factor the ballroom dancy thing soaps rap religion homophobia coffee politicians / governments

I'm actually being pretty good (we're in week two of 2015, mind). My driver is expensive slim-fit shirts I wear to work are exposing my gluttony by not looking quite as elegant. So I'm doing easy stuff - no chocs, sodas, snacks and eating 1-2lbs of fruit a day since I currently work near a great market. Also no beer in week and I'm finding already more energy and reduced likelihood of blowing a wad on new shirts. I'm not sure though whether fruit can eventually make me fatter. Sounds all evangelical now but next week...

As soon as we can definitively prove 'God' does not exist the better. There really should be a committee tasked with this. But then again, I kid myself. With religion debunked once and for all, the hate and belligerence would just re-group under a different banner. The need is there to be part of some group and biased against other groups. The religion inventors (very clever, admittedly) just exploited this trait. The sad thing is that in the name of such a load of total bollox people have been killing each other for centuries. 'Respect religion'. That's like saying 'Respect magic'. Fine. I won't criticise your religious beliefs. But I do think it's at best a fantasy that we have a supernatural creator. I just can't believe that in this day and age people genuinely believe this croc. Astounding.

So nos. 12 and 197 are definitely cancelled tomoro ?