KidKruger

And the classic Tw@t: Like a Night Club in the morning, you?re the bitter end. Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you?re clean round the bend. You give me the horrors too bad to be true All of my tomorrow?s are lousy coz of you. You put the Shat in Shatter Put the Pain in Spain Your germs are splattered about Your face is just a stain You?re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag. Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag. You?re like a dose of scabies, I?ve got you under my skin. You make life a fairy tale... Grimm! People mention murder, the moment you arrive. I?d consider killing you if I thought you were alive. You?ve got this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm, and a dual personality I hate both of them. Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay. Please, please, please, please, take yourself away. Like a death a birthday party, you ruin all the fun. Like a sucked and spat our smartie, you?re no use to anyone. Like the shadow of the guillotine on a dead consumptive?s face. Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race You went to a progressive psychiatrist. He recommended suicide... before scratching your bad name off his list, and pointing the way outside. You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You?re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss. Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss. What kind of creature bore you Was is some kind of bat They can?t find a good word for you, but I can... TWAT. LYRICS ? JOHN COOPER CLARKE

the @#$%& cops are @#$%& keen to @#$%& keep it @#$%& clean the @#$%& chief's a @#$%& swine who @#$%& draws a @#$%& line at @#$%& fun and @#$%& games the @#$%& kids he @#$%& blames are nowehere to be @#$%& found anywhere in chicken town the @#$%& scene is @#$%& sad the @#$%& news is @#$%& bad the @#$%& weed is @#$%& turf the @#$%& speed is @#$%& surf the @#$%& folks are @#$%& daft don't make me @#$%& laugh it @#$%& hurts to look around everywhere in chicken town the @#$%& train is @#$%& late you @#$%& wait you @#$%& wait you're @#$%& lost and @#$%& found stuck in @#$%& chicken town the @#$%& view is @#$%& vile for @#$%& miles and @#$%& miles the @#$%& babies @#$%& cry the @#$%& flowers @#$%& die the @#$%& food is @#$%& muck the @#$%& drains are @#$%& @#$%& the colour scheme is @#$%& brown everywhere in chicken town the @#$%& pubs are @#$%& dull the @#$%& clubs are @#$%& full of @#$%& girls and @#$%& guys with @#$%& murder in their eyes a @#$%& bloke is @#$%& stabbed waiting for a @#$%& cab you @#$%& stay at @#$%& home the @#$%& neighbors @#$%& moan keep the @#$%& racket down this is @#$%& chicken town the @#$%& train is @#$%& late you @#$%& wait you @#$%& wait you're @#$%& lost and @#$%& found stuck in @#$%& chicken town the @#$%& pies are @#$%& old the @#$%& chips are @#$%& cold the @#$%& beer is @#$%& flat the @#$%& flats have @#$%& rats the @#$%& clocks are @#$%& wrong the @#$%& days are @#$%& long it @#$%& gets you @#$%& down evidently chicken town LYRICS ? JOHN COOPER CLARKE

Baby rabbit with eyes full of pus, this is the work of scientific us. Spike Milligan

UG - the pressure's on. Stand by your comment or shrivel away into Lackofballsville, Tennessee.

Arguably, the 'gentrification' that Louisa so detests is already happening in Peckham BUT within the existing 'cultural' community - a la the '?12 hamburger' bugbear. The Afro-Carribean eat-in/takeaway charges ?5 (yes, FIVE British pounds) for a plastic take-away container of Jollof rice. That's posh prices - comparable to the 'poncey' food prices on NorthX.

Louisa: "...buy up Victorian properties and turn Bellenden Road into a pop-up Northcote in SE15. Rather than immerse themselves in existing culture... " If you move to a place that's culturally different than where you've moved from you're under no obligation to 'immerse' yourself in anything, whatever that conveniently vague expression means. What are incomers supposed to do - start cooking yams for dinner and become evangelicals ? What exactly - please describe what 'should' happen ?! Places change and that's what happens. Unlike Jeremy, I believe Rye Lane will change drastically in the next 5-10 years. I believe the retail rents will go up with the influx of residents from outside the area and the existing 'cultural'-centric shops will slowly be forced away, as a result the demograhic will get, shall we say, paler. A bit like what happened to ED over the last 20 years, but quicker. That area of Peckham is very well connected by transport and is set for a colossal makeover. I'd rather this didn't happen, as I perpetually frequent Rye Lane, but i can't see it going any other way.

Oh yeah i saw that broken down wagon (carrying a tank of liquid for Obey), had a flatty on left hand rear wheel.

Tony Conquest is fighting for the Commonwealth Cruiserweight crown at York Hall, Bethnal Green, the home of British boxing. It?s the headline contest, with plenty other domestic dust-ups on the card. Promoted by Eddie Hearn. I have not found out we can get tickets for @?40. If anyone's interested PM me and I'll get in touch (I will need paying by Friday to make group payment Friday PM). Should be a class night !! Otta - too bad. Good luck with move ! http://www.boxnation.com/boxing-matches/tony-conquest-v-daniel-ammann/

RD - I don't mean the 20% is irrelevant, that'll go in no time, I'm saying the stress will darn near kill you if you're not prepared / badly planned !

forget reality TV use commonsense, loads of suppliers, loads of dependencies, loads of lead-time waiting for bespoke items such as steels, windows and kitchen facilities, a portfolio of contractors with different skills all thrown together on a 12-20 week plan. there's no magic blender to throw it all in and end-up with a sweet mix. you have to manage it. if you don't manage it, the above and more will give you serious stress - forget the 20% contingency.

no way. what a nob.

A guy i've got to know recently is in the circle of Tony Conquest followers (great name for a boxer !) and can get tickets for his fights - he seems to hav a bit of a following. He's a domestic cruiserweight on the up, one loss and several wins. He's fighting on 22/2 and I may go along with this crowd - before I do so, would any of you regular boxing contributors fancy it ? I think there's a small reduction on ticket prices but decent seats are often likely due to the block-booking Tony makes in advance. I'll try get this booked this weekend. It's an evening of domestic dust-ups, featured by Buncey on BoxNation last night.

here you go stevesmith: http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1254740

"Unfortunately musical talent is often inversely proportional to the ability to be able make a living out of it. I'm the living proof!" You loaded then, *Bob* ?

This is exactly the detail that seems to have little or no bearing on what happens to the perpetrators of crimes like this. It's as if personal fear at night on the streets and the physical damage and psychological trauma the victim experiences are irrelevant. Any such crime should be an extended mandatory sentence behind bars with a great deal of suffering to help the conclusion in the mind of the attacker that it was probably a bad choice to hurt that person and nick the phone. Spineless government won't ever fix this so you're on your own in the UK in respect of these types of crime. I don't give a toss what the 'background' is of the assailant, the punishment should be harsher than the crime committed otherwise why wouldn't you just carry-on doing it ?

Personally, I find the whole 'concept' of trying to make stuff 'go together' a pointless exercise. If you like stuff, just get it, you'll build-up a 'look' which is distinctly yours and eminently natural. Why try and look like everyone else's (or a magazine) lounge ? Having said that, you're left open for comments such as 'stark', 'cluttered' and ''different'' but you'll soon harden to it.

the park

Unless you've got a plan for every eventuality then every conceivable thing can go wrong and cost you immensely. If build is about to start and you've not already done this thinking, the doors are already open for problems.

a bit harsh - being scammed does not automatically lay fault with the victim ! next time NickT will know different, but he was hardly irresponsible. the perpetrator was the responsible player.

Gays in West Wiltshire this weekend. You can tell where they've been.

What about that 'boom boom boom' froggie song ? That was a post-Wings total f*ck-up (even if it was for Rupert) !

Bought "Live at the BBC - Vol. 2" for a few people at Christmas. Great collection of songs, most done in one take - a concept many bands may struggle with today.

go down Rye Lane. Start at the junction of Choumert/Rye Lane, the chap there with a little table/booth under the shelter of the butcher's will match the other prices down that way. It's an easy job though - youtube shows you how and the kit (comes with battery) not expensive.

"We are sitting tenants and he confirmed we were safe downstairs". Verbal contract ?

Binary - no i wasn't digging at anybody, just saying why (probably why) Louisa didn't get what she originally asked for as OP, i.e. "I wondered if anyone else had seen or heard of any local ghostly activities?"