Kids in garden next door drive me crazy, shrieking and screaming on and off through the day, every day, every fecking day. But it's kids, and they're playing and having fun and they're actually nice little people from the contact I've had. Leave the kids alone. Let them have their fun. Get some headphones, make excuses to your work colleagues on conference calls or Zoom, and remember when you were a kid did you have to remember to keep your gob shut all day long. I remember my Dad used to banish us kids to the snooker room, at the far end of the house past the orangery, but round here houses are so small as to not present that option to parents. So you'll just have to live with it. Next.