bigbadwolf

Well said Tony. She may be a twat but it's the little ones who bare the brunt of her death. With any luck she'll survive long enough for them to grow old enough as to understand what cancer is and allow her explain to the poor little mites what she's suffering from in order to prepare them for the inevitable.

I don't feel at all guilty for taking time off as my employer Laing O'Rourke is a purely commercial outfit with no immediate benefit to the public compared to those Strawbs mentioned such as the emergency services etc... Without trying to sound macho my job is also a very dangerous occupation and I don't see why I should put myself at further physical risk to ingratiate my immediate superiours who as it turns out see things from my point of view so I suppose I'm one of the luckier few. What keefs bosses have proposed is disgusting but since you're leaving soon Keef do as I would, search out the creator of the offending statement and add a liberal smear of dog shit under his or hers car door handles when you finally vamoos.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...especially if you'd given up queuing too Or paying.

boosboss Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did anyone see that story about the guy from > Ashford (Kent) that works at Guys? Took him 8 1/2 > hours to get to work on monday! > Train/Hitchhiking/walking - Madness! He'd probably left his desk the previous day at work without realising to cancel his youporn download.

After you've done the crossword.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bigbadwolf sweetie, > > You really should get out more! Everyone on here > has met me. > I think you may have a point. It's just that along with alot of the other lads on this site I've been slowly sculpting a perfect image of 'the one' so to speak and my inner perv got the better of me so I decided some digging was in order. I always thought you were a brunette but we all make mistakes. Michael have you finished in the toilet as it's been 40 minutes now and we only started on the polaroids 10 minutes ago.

Bignumber5 I've never supplied or trafficked Cannabis to anyone. It was a response to a stupid post asking people to come forward with information that would access the poster to contraband, dickhead. Yes I have hit a child but I don't consider the person in question to be the benefactor of any sympathy as he was one of the little scrotes who enjoy intimidating the likes of you not to mention he insinuated that I interfered with adolescents so no, I have no problem with giving the little c&nt a belt round the bonce. It's a shame fired up little Guardian readers like yourself get so pussy whipped by kids who rely on your looking the other way. Apologies for not turning the other lily livered cheek. I'll concede that my indulgence in drowning cats could quite rightly be considered attention seeking but it was mainly for a laugh. The microwave is far more practical. I think in future you should take alot of what I say with a pinch of salt or if in real doubt consult the oracle itself. Peace.

This may sound wierd but have any of you guys considered following her back to where she lives or is based and then calling the police as she seems to be cleaning up in east Dulwich, I'm not that clued up on the law so shoot me down if need be.

I'll circulate the relevent photo around all the brickies on site to see if they recognise you, luv.

Kerry Katona - 'Only Mums go to Iceland' Well if they spend their money on crack then what else are they left with. I had a chilli conne carne from there once (I think it was at the Tex Mex) and it spent about half an hour in my digestive system before it came out for air which resulted in me leaving a rather resiliant 'Salmon' in the toilet. By that I mean the turd I left in the shitter actually attempted to fight the flush to return to it's birthplace.

Right Dulwichmum, lets talk figures. You did a good job of frosting over the pictures of yourself on your facebook page but you made one fatal mistake and it imvolves a wine glass. I think you know what I'm talking about. I'll send you my account details to make sure your identity remains annonymous.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What stage is it when you are actually sleeping > with another forumite? Terminal.

No.

As I said before Charlie.....Just close your eyes and take my hand.....Oh fcuk it just jump in the back!

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why don't you nick some paper clips and leave all > the lights on - that should cheer you up. Tell > Mrs Keef to do the same. It's all about toilet roll and light bulbs.

Come away from the Kerb Keef.

Yeah, and the foods better as well and you can smoke.

No, she works with me. I've assigned to a demo team and she's smashing up concrete fast than the excavator. You should see the determination on her face, especially when she heard most of the lads have bunked off to build snowmen.......muttered something about the economy. 'TEAS UP LOUISA,.........O.K carry on'.

What happened?

Why is this meeting timed for when everyone who uses the station will be trying to get to or be at work. Not very helpful. I don't use the Dulwich stations but I use the Forest hill station and the two old gits that run it are useless. Especially the old white bloke.

You should think yourself lucky. When I was doing my A-levels I was getting blissfully stoned in Hornimans park with my mates and the park keeper reminded us that it was closing at 8p.m but we forgot and he sees us from a distance and tells us to fuck off after which he set his Rottweiler on us. We left.

Don't whatever you do use your card at the petrol garage next to the hornimans in Forest hill. Members of se23.com will know what I mean. I'd post the link but my computers playing up I'm afraid. Just go to the Forest hill forum and look up 'Tesco London road'.

Charlie, just close your eyes and take my hand and.............I'm still waiting Honaloochie!

We've closed the site until all the ice has melted. But we were open yesterday.

Going by the title of this post Charlie this me be one of the more popular threads. Over to you Honaloochie.