Jah Lush

Dear me GG, are you suggesting we drink and drive and then go home and shag the living daylights out of each other?

Let's Spend The Night Together - The Rolling Stones

Eh?

Bono is onstage clapping slowly and sonorously declaring..... 'Every time I clap (pause) my hands (pause) a child dies in Africa.' At which point a person in the audience shouts 'Well, stop f**king clapping, you idiot!!'

Kerry fecking Katona!!!!

Dulwich Woods would be a good bet for wild mushrooms but I can also remember picking magic mushrooms on Peckham Rye many years ago.

Peaches Geldof, Paris Hilton, Jade Goody, Kerry Katona and anyone who has been in some crap reality show or is in the celeb gossip mags because their parents are famous or are just stupidly rich and are desperately clinging onto their shallow little fame bubble please just fuck off and die.

That's told 'em Annaj. It's nothing new. My mother had my younger brother at 43 back in the Sixties. Serendipity played it's part.

And three flying ducks on the wallpaper.

If Not For You - Bob Dylan

Q : What do West Ham and a three pin plug have in common? A : They are both useless in Europe!

Q. What's the difference between West Ham and a teabag? A. A teabag stays in the cup longer. Q: Whats the worst thing about Upton park? A. The seat's face the pitch. Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at Upton park? A: They score. Q: How do you make a Hammers fan run? A: Build a job centre. Q: Why do Hammers fans plant potatoes round the edge of Upton park A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > After seeing it on the nocturno-box the other > night I thought this was one of the most beautiful > things I have seen man construct. It's a solar > tower outside of Seville. > > https://www.eere-pmc.energy.gov/PMC_News/images/so > lucar2.jpg What!!! Better than the Sistine Chapel? The Taj Mahal perhaps? I could go on. The only thing that makes that look any good is the reflection of the sunlight coming off of it. Jeez!

Oh shit! I might have known.

Creepy? I think you're all fecking weird.

Ha bloody ha! God! That's an old one. We better beat Stoke on Sunday because I don't think I can take anymore of your jokes. They'll come back to haunt you one day. You're not another bloody Gooner are you Rhinestone Cowboy?

I remember it well Tillie but I think you'll find it was the year before though. Have some of this:- Primal Scream - Kill All Hippies

There were a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman, talking in a pub... 'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.' 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!' 'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.' The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?' 'Well no, not me meself, personally,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me sister.'

I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher

I doubt it. I hear the service is a bit shoddy.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eeek, HB, that was Jah's perversion not mine!!!! > > Is Nicola Stapleton loopy and perverse as I always > had a bit of a thing for her? A friend of mine's > apparently quite pally with her and keeps > threatening to introduce me. > That. I'm sure, would be very wrong. I used to work with Amanda Platell, well not directly, but she always smiled and said hello to me. There's something about a woman who applies a generous dose of rouge lipstick to her lips too. Maybe her ego's gone a bit haywire since she's been on the telly. Nicola Stapleton though... she used to drink down the Dog occasionally. I think she still lives in West Dulwich. I always thought she was quite cute. Too late for you now though Mockney.

THE IRISHMAN AND THE MORMON A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from Dublin. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a large whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.' The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'

Man Child - Neneh Cherry

Simple answer to that KKel. Just hang up.

I Wanna Be Your Dog - Iggy & The Stooges