Jah Lush

England's greatest guitar God - Jeff Beck.

Yes, that's right Mockney but I seem to remember it from before it appeared in Yes Prime Minister. I could be wrong of course. The Daily Heil never changes. Moustaches helped us rule the world eh! Lord Beaverbrook would have preferred a certain Austrian with a moustache to have ruled the world if he'd had his way.

Sad to say there are probably some people sad enough to go to all of them.

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country The Times is read by people who actually do run the country The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country The Financial Times is read by people who own the country The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits!

Magdala on Sunday

One of the city's top heart surgeons died. At his funeral his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made from red roses. When the vicar had finished the sermon, and everyone had said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. The man sitting next to him was irritated by his insensitivity and asked: "Why are you laughing?" The man replied: "I was just thinking about my own funeral, I'm a gynaecologist..."

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the new PJ better than "Songs from the > City....", Jah. Never liked her before, but that > album was sh*t hot. > > citizen Songs from the City was a great album and so is White Chalk. It's definitely one of her best if not the best thing she has done. It's a lot quieter, mostly piano led with acoustic accompaniment, no shrieking vocals, or heavy bass or slashing guitars, she sounds almost childlike and ethereal. It's only 35 minutes long and it gets better with each listen. I can't recommend it highly enough. Superb!

Well, Anna it's not like we're playing Brazil is it but I suspect Russia next week will be a whole different prospect to the game at Wembley especially on the artificial pitch which I feel gives dem Ruskies a clear advantage.

Cyprus 0 Wales 4 England 4 Estonia 0 Greece 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 1 Republic Of Ireland 2 Germany 2 Scotland 2 Ukraine 1

I remember that one and I also remember:- "Jesus Saves but Dalglish gets the rebound."

capt_birdseye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like my Faces SMALL Large or small I love 'em both. Have some more. Watch You Gonna Do About It

Deffo!

Call me an old git but Jimmy Greaves was God! The greatest goalscorer this country has ever seen. 44 goals in 57 caps. That's some strike rate. As to your question as to whether to play Owen or not. Yup! Stick him in there.

The Daily Mirror ran the story weeks and weeks ago but didn't feel the need to sensationalise it by putting it on their front page. The nurses have a very tough job to do and deserve a massive pay rise in my opinion. Funny though how it's the three riches clubs in the country if not the world with some of the highest wages going to their players that have been such skinflints though.

I think you speak for all Arsenal fans there, both on Cashley C??l and Thierry Henry. You'll get the same sentiments, and you're probably right about TH14's private life in his decision to go to Barca, but it has definitely had an enormously positive effect on the younger players that have been coming through in the last couple of years. I've got nothing but respect for Arsene Wenger in the way he nurtures young talent. Just look at Fabregas. 20 years old and he's some player already. Bloody hell! What am I doing waxing lyrical about the Gooners? And me a life long Spurs fan too. By the way I'm not far behind you at 49.

Am I the only person in East Dulwich still with only five channels? I've been thinking of upgrading for a long time but don't watch enough TV. This thread has certainly put me off Virgin Media and I'm not sure I want to deal with the Devil (Murdoch). What to do? Oh! and get well soon Shambles.

Dang it! Can't do either Piers but a good shout and must do so soon.

Yeah! At last another Faces fan. Hooray to that. Plenty more where that came from. Three Button Hand Me Down

Navy blue and white. Anyway big hugs. God! what a bunch softies. Gotta be better than Tottenham's chocolate brown away kit last season. That really was shit!

You're right. Reading it again. It's very poetic. Send her a love poem Azul and the legover situation should change quicker than you thought.

Damn! I don't have an MP3 player or a beer belly although I'm working on the latter.

Exactly! And it did impact on performances at first but I think the team as a whole are right behind Martin Jol, you could see that in the goal celebration at the end of the four-all draw against Aston Villa and the performance we put on against Liverpool last weekend. Having said that I think spending 16 million quid on Darren Bent has so far been a waste of money. He's a long way off justifying his price tag. Anyway Thierry Who? You certainly haven't been missing him have you?

The new P J Harvey album (White Chalk) has hardly been off my sound system since it came out a couple of weeks ago. Completely different from what she has done before and I have all her stuff. Other listening pleasures over the past week or so have included:- Augustus Pablo Lee "Scratch" Perry The Heptones The Faces Ronnie Lane Primal Scream David Holmes M.I.A Bat For Lashes Martha Wainwright Any Winehouse

1,431 since March...I really should be writing that novel that I always said I would, either that or get a more interesting job.

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unfortunately, eastern europe, and Russia are > pretty neo-lithic when it comes to the race issue, > I know I've seen it first hand when I've been over > there following the gunners. They are not the > friendliest bunch I've ever come across. That's more like it Atila, see you can do it. Less of the spud bashing and we'll get on fine. I don't mind a bit of banter between our supporters but I thought you came on a bit too strong as a first poster. You're right about our board, bunch of idiots. Jol is indeed the best manager we've had in a very long time and hopefully we'll stick with him, better even than you're own George Graham but then I think it was just a plant. Mind you he did win us the Worthless Cup so he wasn't all bad.