Jah Lush

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got ?9000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch.' The bloke perks up at this. 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. 'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the fellow. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has' says the bloke. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor. . . 'We're having a new kitchen'

Yeah, very good. Do you reckon that Bertrand has been reading Will Self's The Book Of Dave?

Ok, let's skip to a commerical break and have a Guinness or two with the dubmaster Lee "Scratch" Perry. Guinness

I agree with you Mockney but that is rather stating the obvious isn't it. But fair play to you for saying so.

Oh come on Mockers don't be such a pedant, we are talking about music after all.

Where do I sign?

Thanks for the link to the article Barry. I seem to have most of the stuff he mentions on there too.

Echoed

Crystal Palace FC may have gotten rid of their manager Peter Taylor but I don't think they'll be that desperate.

Old McDonald was dyslexic E-O-I-O-E.

I'm a dyslexic Satanist, I worship the drivel.

Yawn

It's true that Gordon Brown has made a bit of a PR cock-up on the election thing but really he just doesn't have to call one. Why bother when he can be there for another two years anyway. Their policies may be very similar to the Tories these days but I like the fact that Brown looks like a Bond villian with his strange grimace and dodgy eye. I can just see him stroking a purring cat on his lap.

King Tubby Meets The Rockers Uptown is indeed one of the best dub albums ever. I have God knows how many dub/reggae records but I hadn't heard that Blood & Fire had closed down which is a terrible shame as they have been re-releasing a lot of the great classic albums and reggae compilations since their inception. By the way wasn't Mick Hucknall of Simply Red (urg!) a major shareholder/owner of the company? Hopefully Trojan or Pressure Sounds can step in there with the re-release of some of those great back catalogues.

Siduhe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that the one with the Pearly King and Queen on > the cover? If so, I got a copy (Melford Road). I'm on Melford Road too but I didn't get mine delivered, not that I'm losing any sleep over it.

That's all we need another smug gooner who thinks they've got it all sewn up already. Where were you when they were boring the pants off everyone? Probably running around the playground with your Man Utd top on I should think.

To be fair to Keef, I think he set it up out of sheer boredom during a bad day at the office and just can't be arsed with it now.

Actually they aren't my pals although I have got to know Keef recently and fine chap he is too. I look forward to meeting the other two at the next Forum drinks if either of us turn up and introduce ourselves. Fair enough though with the rest of what you say, why post a thread on it though? Are you suffering from blog envy? Perhaps you should start one of your own.

That's a pleasure barrymarshall. I've still got quite a bit of Augustus Pablo on vinyl including East Of The River Nile on his Original Rockers album. Top stuff.

You should get out more Alan, you've obviously got too much time on your hands to be posting constantly on here and reading other people's blogs and then finding the time to slag them off. I don't think they want to be famous. If someone wants to write a blog that is their own affair. Many people do. I remember reading about Dulwichmum getting a publishing deal out of her blog in the South London Press and the very best of luck to her. What's it to you anyway?

No, I didn't get mine.

Yeah, Sean I've not got the new one yet either. Love that song, She Don't Use Jelly, I like the Drugstore version better though strangely enough. Here's an oldie from the man who put the soul into the Melodica. Augustus Pablo

I'm happy with a draw at Anfield, most teams would be.

Curry and Rice Girl, that's brilliant! Here's some early M.I.A from 2006. Still sounds great to me. Bucky Done Gun

Yeah, but the Gallaghers from Oasis obviously. Shameless - brilliant. Oasis - shite.