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Jah Lush

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  1. Crystal Palace FC may have gotten rid of their manager Peter Taylor but I don't think they'll be that desperate.
  2. Jah Lush

    a joke

    Old McDonald was dyslexic E-O-I-O-E.
  3. Jah Lush

    a joke

    I'm a dyslexic Satanist, I worship the drivel.
  4. It's true that Gordon Brown has made a bit of a PR cock-up on the election thing but really he just doesn't have to call one. Why bother when he can be there for another two years anyway. Their policies may be very similar to the Tories these days but I like the fact that Brown looks like a Bond villian with his strange grimace and dodgy eye. I can just see him stroking a purring cat on his lap.
  5. King Tubby Meets The Rockers Uptown is indeed one of the best dub albums ever. I have God knows how many dub/reggae records but I hadn't heard that Blood & Fire had closed down which is a terrible shame as they have been re-releasing a lot of the great classic albums and reggae compilations since their inception. By the way wasn't Mick Hucknall of Simply Red (urg!) a major shareholder/owner of the company? Hopefully Trojan or Pressure Sounds can step in there with the re-release of some of those great back catalogues.
  6. Siduhe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that the one with the Pearly King and Queen on > the cover? If so, I got a copy (Melford Road). I'm on Melford Road too but I didn't get mine delivered, not that I'm losing any sleep over it.
  7. That's all we need another smug gooner who thinks they've got it all sewn up already. Where were you when they were boring the pants off everyone? Probably running around the playground with your Man Utd top on I should think.
  8. To be fair to Keef, I think he set it up out of sheer boredom during a bad day at the office and just can't be arsed with it now.
  9. Actually they aren't my pals although I have got to know Keef recently and fine chap he is too. I look forward to meeting the other two at the next Forum drinks if either of us turn up and introduce ourselves. Fair enough though with the rest of what you say, why post a thread on it though? Are you suffering from blog envy? Perhaps you should start one of your own.
  10. That's a pleasure barrymarshall. I've still got quite a bit of Augustus Pablo on vinyl including East Of The River Nile on his Original Rockers album. Top stuff.
  11. You should get out more Alan, you've obviously got too much time on your hands to be posting constantly on here and reading other people's blogs and then finding the time to slag them off. I don't think they want to be famous. If someone wants to write a blog that is their own affair. Many people do. I remember reading about Dulwichmum getting a publishing deal out of her blog in the South London Press and the very best of luck to her. What's it to you anyway?
  12. No, I didn't get mine.
  13. Yeah, Sean I've not got the new one yet either. Love that song, She Don't Use Jelly, I like the Drugstore version better though strangely enough. Here's an oldie from the man who put the soul into the Melodica. Augustus Pablo
  14. I'm happy with a draw at Anfield, most teams would be.
  15. Curry and Rice Girl, that's brilliant! Here's some early M.I.A from 2006. Still sounds great to me. Bucky Done Gun
  16. Yeah, but the Gallaghers from Oasis obviously. Shameless - brilliant. Oasis - shite.
  17. Jah Lush

    a joke

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a ?250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are all very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke.
  18. Or if you're like the Gallaghers mono-browed. Oh! sorry I'll get me coat.
  19. Yeah wasps with small wasp syndrome are right little bastards. Sting you as soon as look at you they would. Bah! to them. I don't mind bees, at least they make honey but wasps are irritating little thugs.(6)
  20. Well, if he logs on or lurks around this Forum you'll probably be out of luck CWALD. Gonna try and make it for a while myself but am rather skint at the moment so we'll see.
  21. Yup, my niece and her husband went to Belfast over the weekend for around about the same price. Oh! and noticed a trip to Glasgow for 20p.
  22. And Ken Bates too no doubt?
  23. Did a Bob and Terry (The Likely Lads) and managed to avoid all knowledge of the football results so I could enjoy Match Of The Day in a proper fashion. Only thing that upset me was Liverpool equalising in the dying seconds of extra-time against Spurs. Bah!
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