Tony.London Suburbs

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw him at the Festival Hall too, the audience > was so full of good will we even gave David > Hasselhoff a round of applause in the interval. I realise you have a fertile imagination Looch but really there are limits to what one can believe(!)(6)

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I seek to be rescued from the dungeons of > Westminster first Tony me luv! > > getting back on track... > Today's notice reads: > "due to essential software maintenance, our > offices will be closed from 10am - 12 noon. From > 12 noon for the rest of the day our offices shall > be closed for staff training" > Translation: > "from 10am 'til 12 noon we're making our staff > come in and sit at blank screens whilst our scummy > IT man messes around wiv a few nobs. from 12 noon > and for the rest of the day we is off to our > Christmas lunch and shant be bothered coming back. > We are also making it compulsory for ALL staff to > come along and mingle wiv the rest of us snobs > whether they like it or not. It is a perfect > opportunity to teach them "commoners" (the staff) > a lesson or two" > *sighs* > > A very productive day planned :-| > > *edited coz I quite clearly dont know my > alphabet!* Seems about right KK! Have a Good Day anyway!:)-D

bigbadwolf Wrote: *Bob* Wrote: I thought you guys just took extended trips to the Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'? > > Times change, I suppose. > > Quite so although in the likes of 'Razzle' and > 'Knave' the talent is a bit more hirsute compared > to todays standard and besides, The trick used to be taking a Siesta with Fiesta(tu)

Hona! HonaLOOchie! HonaLOOchie on the Wing! HonA! HonaLOOchie! HonaLOOchie on the Wing...(tu)

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oooo someone at last who makes sense! Wotcha gonna do eh? Go to Peckham Rye and get a "12" to The Old Nun's Head in Nunhead Green to see if the Lady Superior of the nunnery,who was killed during the Reformation and had her head chopped off and stuck on a pike-staff outside,is still there. Then I'll return to my beloved East Lane Market(which I used to live over). Go down THe WAlworth Road,go to The Elephant and get a Bus to Brixton to visit Brixton Market and then get a Tube to Central London and then maybe onto Hampstead Heath. n.b.Please note that this itinerary is Subject to change or alteration without notice. Coming along for the ride Darling?:)-D

He has called his friend "Sooty" who,apparently,hasn't been upset at all about this affectionate term. Will the Media Sweep this under the carpet or will his friend now Sue?;-)

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ooo Tony I nearly called ya somefink very very > VERY bad then :-$ > > Pssst which cable is ya electricity? ;-) One is returning to me Sarf London roots fer a day out 2day Babe so I will be corresponding this Morn in me old Cock-er-nee fashion so I'll start by saying Leave it RIGHT out Darling! and BEHAVE yerself Girl,doyouknowotimean Sweetheart?::o

bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yesterday was, indeed, the mutha of all mondays. > 10 hours of swimming through metaphorical treacle, > then 2-3hrs at home of preparing for today. Today > a pain, have at least another hour or 2 of > preparing for tomorrow still to do. Tomorrow looks > like being embarassingly under-prepared. Thursday > am expected to be in 2 places at once. Friday is > what the boss refers to as "the heavier day of the > week". > > Arse. You do realise you are the ONLY geezer who has contributed to this "namby-bamby-pamby" thread! Get some backbone Man. Get a Grip. Don't show any weakness or emotion and be STRONG....Jeez(6) p.s Love to write more but I'm told that its going to be near freezing today so I'm off under the duvet. Bugger going out in this for a game of old soldiers(as we used to say in the trenches at Millwall):X

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Waitrose? In SE15? Haaaaaaaaa > hahahahahhahahahhahaha > I Heard BetFred are interested. LOL..You meanNOBetFred(td)

In 1979 I was travelling on a 12 around The Elephant and Castle one day and the next flew to Los Angeles. The next week I went to a State Fair in Portland,Oregon and a 12 went by on its own,being part of the parade! Complete with all regular stops featured.Felt immediately homesick and rather proud!>:D<

Tell them NOTHING Tibby!

How sad that the overwhelming majority on here were,obviously,too young to have the pleasure of listening to The BBC when they were truly the Professional Broadcasters of Sport,in particular. David Vine was so versatile that he personified that by fronting: Sportscene, Quiz Ball, It's A Knock Out, Jeux Sans Frontieres, The Horse of the Year Show, Miss UK, Miss World, Eurovision Song Contest, Wimbledon, Grandstand, The Superstars, and the Winter and Summer Olympic Games.......add the face of Snooker and Ski Sunday and he really was the ultimate Professional. David Vine:R.I.P

As long as "Jones and Higgins" is still in Peckham you will be all right.

I remember where the quote came from:- Twas in The Rovers Return when Ena Sharples posed the question to Minnie Caldwell and Marta Longhurst. Can't recall the reply as it was in '61....

H hosted "Quiz Ball" as well as was especially known for Ski On Sunday. Had a big production Company,as I recall. David:R.I.P.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > TLS - may I ask the audience please? Capacity of Surrey Rooms at The Kennington Oval circa 1971 250???...White,late Teens crowd playing Air Guitar and it WAS cramped!

david_carnell Wrote: What's the quote I'm thinking of? Something to do with "Why is everyone fighting in > the Middle East?" - "Because it's very hot and there's not enough water" Bit like Benidorm at 6.00AM....

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louisiana Wrote: Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: !igeons? Has there been a coup in Israel? Nah, there's been a coop. LOL..That was what my comment referred to Loiusiana as I know there hasn't been a Political uprising in Israel:)) I had to play on words using coup as "coo" would have been too obvious....as for your coop...I'm going to shop there later! B)

Is anti-clockwise "in" this year?

While we're on the Subject,has anyone ever seen a Baby Pigeon either in Israel or anywhere else for that matter(!)

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Do the best you can. Be authentic. Be kind. Try > hard not to screw up. If you do screw up; forgive > yourself. Wear nice shoes. Be happy." > > What do you mean no words of wisdom Giggi? They'll > do for me. I agree! Do the best screw you can and be nice b4,during and afterwards.:)-D

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ian Dury?????????? U R half right! Talking of meeting celebrities I net Francis Rossi's Son crawling out under the loos at The Croydon Greyhound back in the day and he wasn't drunk or high either!

2 Charming Young Men from Stockwell took a day trip out to Alfriston,a small Village in picturesque Sussex last year to raid the local Post Office of a really nice Family. "Ironically" the Family felt the need to flee from London Town as they no longer considered it safe. Members of the local Community saw these 2 lovable little urchins running out from the shop(found out later they had threatened the terrified Mum with a Gun) caught them and beat the living s**t out of them. Sadly,sorry I mean luckily, these pieces of Human excrement survived and are now in one of Her Majestys Establishments.... p.s Being the fantastically "L"iberal place we have here I trust no-one will attach any blame to the poor misguided "yoof" who committed these crimes---it ain't their fault! Should just get a ?10 fine and a couple of hours "Community Service" whatever we do we shouldn't punish the little cherubs. Think of The 'uman Rights of the robbers,the're the real victims here. PEACE AND LOVE. Ringo Starr.