Tony.London Suburbs

PeckhamRose Wrote: Great being self employed.... Honest I did. Just work up again now. What time is it. Now have some compassion for yer fellow 'uman beings PR! I would have been only too happy to have joined them in the trenches but I suddenly realised there was an old Minder episode that I hadn't watched(you know the one where Patrick Mower has 5 wives) so whats a Man to do?

Moos Wrote: Wasn't it time for a female Doctor? Or a non white Doctor? ABSOLUTELY! and,luckily,I have just the Woman for the part! I GIVE YOU:- Tamiris Souza Freitas ! SUPER-Model! (I'm not aware that she can act but who gives a xxxx>:D<

Has she got pregnant yet in there yet? She's been in there long enough!

KalamityKel Wrote: Washing powder is good innit man! Happy New Year Young Lady!>:D< Being a thoughtful and considerate person I have already got the washing powder ready in the machine for my cleaner when she arrives at 9.00AM and have even gone to the time trouble of putting the weeks empty dishes and cutlery and pans in hot water ready for her to wash-up! (Can't do everything though! She can carry the Hoover upstairs herself. There ARE limits to what a Man can do!

Remember !! If you work for someone, in heaven's name work for them!If he/she pays you wages that supply you your bread and butter, work for him/her-speak well of them, think well of them, stand by them and stand by the institution they represent.I think if I worked for someone I would work for them. I would not work for them a part of the time, and the rest of the time work against them. I would give an undivided service or none.If put to the pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness... So negotiate those icy roads,ignore the cold winter winds and kindly go and kick-start the engine of Industry this year and be thankful for the opportunity that your Employer has given you and ENJOY(!) Your Country needs YOU!

Really sorry what happened to your friend Oliver.Must have been a dreadful experience. Thanks for trying to warn people to stay vigilant but I would have given a full description to anyone who you would wish to warn.Does he have any disguinishing features?

The Silmarillion has occupied a place in my bedroom cabinet for nearly 25 years now and I know I will never read it in this particular lifetime-too obscure pour moi. For width of imagination and fertility of the mind thogh JRR Tolkien is unsurpassed in my experience. Totally beyond my comprehension how one person can be so inventive. Never saw the LOTR Trilogy of films as I don't know how anyone can do justice to this magnum opus(cue for 1 or 2 to dislike it-LOL)(6):)):))

B)Moos Wrote: Happy New Year, everyone! Tony, don't be a twerp, it isn't only men who are only here because their particular sperm hit home one day. (hits upside the head, but in a friendly, ringing-in-the-new-year kind of way). but,but I never said it was ::o...I was jusr addressing the blokes(particularly as I was E-Mailed that very comment 10 minutes earlierB)...

Indeedy! HNY Everyone!>:D

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Men think about the fact that you beat out about five hundred MILLION other sperm-racers to get to the egg first. So as we are sooooo lucky to be here then lets make the most of it>:D< Happy and Healthy New Year To One And All:)-D

Can you run thru' that again please Jimbob? About the 32 finish that is.(?)

ratty Wrote: Gah! My little boy starts nursery in early Jan and we are terrified! January Blues here we come! Ratty:You are allowed as an exceptional case due to the sad demise of your beloved Portsmouth F.C.(January "Blues" indeed!):))

Jeremy Wrote: I never get post-xmas depression... we're now in ski season, my favorite time of year! When will you be on the piste Jeremy?:)

Thanks Sean! Have a good one M8>:D<

Its traditionally the done thing Guys and no-one would blame you if you did have them.... Now listen you lily-livered lot,don't give me that "I feel flat" after the festivities nonsense..its a New Year>:D< ENJOY!..and be very,very grateful:)-D

Don'y you just luv da 'uman race sumtimes! Like the Guy who helped fit my bedroom carpet years ago and before I gave him the final ?10 to settle up he gave me a lecture on NEVER settling up fully until all the work was completed.He mentioned he had to shoot off but come back one more time to straigten the new carpet as I could not open the"cot"/"luggage" room off ny bedroom. He said he was "different" and would come back--the xxxxxx never did!(and remember this is the same Guy who told me NEVER to fully settle up!):))

Test of character for 2009 Cityjules!:)) Be bold,go out and try to socialise with complete strangers without being certain of any degree of success or take the easy way out and shy away and stay in?::o Time for you to mingle:)-D

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > Dulwichmum...you should be a saint in the kitchen, > a whore in the bedroom and turn the football on in > the TV room....thank me later > > Girlfriend I used to have played Football in the > bedroom,was a whore in the house,generally,(she > was a REAL "busy body"(did you see what I did > there?!) and only wore her halo when I took her > to see Millwall v Southampton,where she decided to > be a "saint",sometimes a Man cannae > Win,Son...

???? Wrote: Dulwichmum...you should be a saint in the kitchen, a whore in the bedroom and turn the football on in the TV room....thank me later Girlfriend I used to have played Football in the bedroom,was a whore in the house,generally,(she was a REAL "busy body"(did you see what I did there?!) and did not wear her halo when I took her to see Millwall v Southampton,where she decided to be a "saint"......sometimes a Man cannae Win,Son...

PCSO's are the eyes and the ears of the Metropolitan Police.

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macker Wrote: OMG, the waiter must be a thieving-stereotyped-slur-of-your-choice-of-ethnic ity, he's kept ?3 but said he kept only ?2!!! No! This particular Waiter is called Kevin and he has 2 Blue Eyes(admittedly quite far apart) so what happened to the other ? macker?::o

HonaloochieB Wrote: Never encountered a Gipsy the whole day, sorry to go back on topic. As you were. Lovely Stuff:))