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Keef....come an' let us out.... ( jus like me owner said as I swallowed the key to the basement...snneeheee ) Fancy a valentines walkies then.......Grrr or a table for 2...... Paws for thought ehh...you ol'dog.... Grr Woof

Who b****y cares KK who you are....... shillngs aren't worth tupence round here.......now sling yer "ook Curly wurly........snrrr now my teeths are stuck t'gevver...grrrr Goooof ( droool runnin out th'corner o me chops.....thurrrtt..)

Jah lush.....who's the soilder you are with in the snap...? grr woof

My printer is outta ink... Grr Woof

moving2dulwich...when you find "IT/THEM" can I watch/ join in / hold camera / roll up ?50 note / lick bog seat after Grrr Woof (my tuunggeeueth guunn awlll nuuummb)

Like I said ....Yeah I saw the marshmallow man in Lsl....he was as real as...well "day".......where is cartoon land, Ive seen some fairly animated characters at camberwell green and ran.....delaaaaloooonk (cartoon running sound) pechoooow... ...Yikes Next stop ....The Maudsley...bus terminates here... Foow...I mean ...WOOF

Please can I have my child back......he hates clowns now Grr woof Banned twice in one day........Snheeeee

What.......is going on ...a suspicious marshmallow man 16 ft tall now dressed as a "school"... I'm gettin outta here Woof

Yeah I saw him smoking a liquorish ( I think ) pipe and walking with a candy cane........what a guy I thought....not a care in the world..... he was so mallow....lord know what was really in that "pipe" Woof

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A sextant and calipers also a portable telescope or an eye glass are perfect for practical navigation within the urban environs......oh and chart of the night sky...most important for any purposeful voyage Make provisions for a sniffer dog incase one find one self lost.....marvelous beasts Lastly "Snow shoes"....considering the weather Grr woooof

Blue mountain OK End of message............ Oh went to cafe next to Palmerston.......now that was............... .............................................................................very.......unpleasant......yes sir indeedeeee mmmmm mmmmmm ...capitol yukky ewwwww........ End of message......(really this time..) Woof

Yeah screamin kids.....just wait till the screamin' stops...........oh yeah .. then it just loops round in y'head at 4.00am ..while the alcohol sweats out of your skin......buggy driven into the ankles...ahhh yeah now your talkin' Ohh im gettin hard here... Grr Wooooof

What other team is this yer onna bout.......foxy ?

Strawbs ...................listen ......I think y'need to.....well y'know ...get out a little more........mmmmmmm.. Anyway happy 365th day to you ....tra...laa....la....la..da.....da Woof

Seems like this post has "gone orff" na wot I meeeen geeeeeeezer Woof

I told the guy drivin/flying the UFO the other nite....."no one is going to believe this when I tell em" Really..........it's true Grr Woof

We found this place by accident whilst drivin round Devon ( Yeah this dog drives..grr.) It has become our favorite place and others have stayed and loved it too. It's run by an eccentric Aussie couple so quite casual in a way, at night if you sit reading in the library and the windows are open bats fly in and out " ohh yes sir.....quite normal bats in the library"... Hmm now I think about it I really want to go back soon... Combe House in Gittisham, Devon, see it on [email protected]........ It is really luuuuuvly darling.. weirdly also by accident whilst looking found another combehouse.co.uk which looks "nice" (well you know what I mean).... also See what you think Woof

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My eagle ( I know ...friends in high places) pal has "talons" Really he does.... Woof

I have bought the site...........honest I have....(if y'don't belive me punch me in the stomach).........i'ts going to be a bone shop ( not boning...sooooo rude you lot ) Honeeeeeeeeeeeestly Woof

Bounty..... Ahh sleeeeeeeepleeeeeeeesssssss nights ahead , but the joy is ...well joyous.... take good care............ (are you full off desiccated coconut..........like a bounty bar.....kind of...) Woof

Yeah...that's lemons for you ! Woof

GGrrr 9.00 p.m is usual... Woof..

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