Heart Breaking News (Lounged)

[Keef]

He you've ever paid a few pounds for a can of white lightening, you're getting robbed as well as cheated on. You obviously come across as rather the victim.

[LuvSnailz]

Exactly a couple of quid..? Youre mate Maytee

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Just move on. Dump the two timing bitch. Plenty more fish in the sea. Honestly, you'll thank me for it one day.

Solid advise Jah, its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and that today is the first day of the rest of your life. Its all spilt milk now.

You're welcome

DPF

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

couple of quid for a can of white lightening, when you can get 6 stella for a fiver, you,re obviously not thinking straight.

Go easy on him fellas, he's having a hard time of it.

[HonaloochieB]

Set up a great big old stereo outside her house and at top volume play Bob Dylan's 'Positively Fourth Street' over and over and over...

[LuvSnailz]

-- moved topic --

[giggirl]

Time to move on. Are you fit?

[Pierre]

Hang on, you're not about to tell us you've found revelatory freedom on BinMingle dot com or whatever they're called, are you? ;)

: P

[LuvSnailz]

Yes im really sizzling hot

smokiiiiiin

[Annasfield]

and you love snails? As in escargot or the common garden variety?

[Jimbob]

now i read that as loves nails.

[MelbourneGr]

Get over it mate. You're better off without someone who would have the willingness to cheat.

As for the the Stud neighbour, cheer yourself up by p!ss!ng in his windscreen fluid tank.

[CamberwellOz]

Go on a holiday. Go to the gym. Read a good book. Cry - it is great medicine. I always found getting drunk and singing to songs I loved in my youth at 3am in the morning helped too. Try to go one whole day without saying her name. Gather up all her things and put them away in a box. Buy a new pet. Ring your friends and invite them round for dinner. (A problem shared is a problem halved) Start a new daily routine. Join a club. Update your resume and see if you can find a new job where you have more money to spend.

There we go... start on a few of those things and get back to me. I have a million ways to get over a relationship.

[citizenED]

You speak like a woman of experience in these matters, COz. But a million ways - that's going some.

[TillieTrotter]

I take it that your statement " I was waiting for the wedding night.........." means you hadn't had any major loving?!. After three years???? That's all rather sweet but come on man, she was probably getting desperate no!::o

[Jimbob]

it was probably sealed over similar to a doll.

[lordship_bod]

LuvSnailz i hate to say it but there's plenty more fish in the sea. if she was cheating on you then you are well shot of her. would you rather she stayed and carried on lying for the next 5 years??? certainly not. you are well rid.

[MadWorld74]

Go round and slap DPF in the face. That should release some pent up aggression in you. >:D

[benjaminty]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings and all .... but as to there being many more fish in the sea ... well there are.

BUT

Are there that many fish that don't want to bump uglies until they're wedding night?

I reckon the escort is the right idea! Although not of the vintage pictured by *Bob* .... there are some "adverts" in the newsagent near the bottom of Lordship lane that might tickle your fancy!

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Go round and slap DPF in the face. That should release some pent up aggression in you.

:(

[2nd time mummy]

Hi LuvSnailz

Hope you feeling better today! nothing like a good night sleep (or a very bad one where you can't get any sleep no matter what and your eyes feel so sore it is like it has been sanded down) to understand that this girl wasn't the right one for you and you are certainly better off without her.

Just turn the page and let it go. It is for your own good.

Take care

[MadWorld74]

I'm terribly sorry Dulwich Park Fairy, i was only jesting about giving you a slap. Just like you were jesting when you called me a sanctimonius attention seeker. No harm done, ay.

[bigbadwolf]

Luvsnailz, would you like me to make them both dissappear for ever. We have a very big foundation slab to pour tomorrow and for the right price your ex and her ex neighbour could move in underneath it. I'd happily film it for you and I'm outside you front door right now.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I had an unfortuneate experience with a snail recently.

One day I heard a knock on the back door.Looked around,saw no-one but then heard "'cuse me but have you got a Cup Of Tea?"

Looked down and it was a snail!..Naturally after overcoming my initial shock I obliged..10 minutes late got another knock.It was the snail again! "'cuse me but can I have some more milk!"..I thought you cheeky bugger but still gave him some.Another 5 minutes another knock:"'cuse me have you got any sugar?" With that I booted him as far as the eye could see!(6)

3 months later there was a knock on my back door.I,eventually,realised it was him again! "What did you do that for?" he said....

[KalamityKel]

Oh guys I wuv u all so much! I woke up so grumpy and emotional this morn... I then read this thread and thank the lord (obviously said in vain) ;-) I is much more amused with life! lol :)) B)