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Just move on. Dump the two timing bitch. Plenty more fish in the sea. Honestly, you'll thank me for it one day.


Solid advise Jah, its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and that today is the first day of the rest of your life. Its all spilt milk now.


You're welcome

DPF

Go on a holiday. Go to the gym. Read a good book. Cry - it is great medicine. I always found getting drunk and singing to songs I loved in my youth at 3am in the morning helped too. Try to go one whole day without saying her name. Gather up all her things and put them away in a box. Buy a new pet. Ring your friends and invite them round for dinner. (A problem shared is a problem halved) Start a new daily routine. Join a club. Update your resume and see if you can find a new job where you have more money to spend.


There we go... start on a few of those things and get back to me. I have a million ways to get over a relationship.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings and all .... but as to there being many more fish in the sea ... well there are.


BUT


Are there that many fish that don't want to bump uglies until they're wedding night?


I reckon the escort is the right idea! Although not of the vintage pictured by *Bob* .... there are some "adverts" in the newsagent near the bottom of Lordship lane that might tickle your fancy!

Hi LuvSnailz


Hope you feeling better today! nothing like a good night sleep (or a very bad one where you can't get any sleep no matter what and your eyes feel so sore it is like it has been sanded down) to understand that this girl wasn't the right one for you and you are certainly better off without her.


Just turn the page and let it go. It is for your own good.


Take care

Luvsnailz, would you like me to make them both dissappear for ever. We have a very big foundation slab to pour tomorrow and for the right price your ex and her ex neighbour could move in underneath it. I'd happily film it for you and I'm outside you front door right now.

I had an unfortuneate experience with a snail recently.

One day I heard a knock on the back door.Looked around,saw no-one but then heard "'cuse me but have you got a Cup Of Tea?"

Looked down and it was a snail!..Naturally after overcoming my initial shock I obliged..10 minutes late got another knock.It was the snail again! "'cuse me but can I have some more milk!"..I thought you cheeky bugger but still gave him some.Another 5 minutes another knock:"'cuse me have you got any sugar?" With that I booted him as far as the eye could see!(6)

3 months later there was a knock on my back door.I,eventually,realised it was him again! "What did you do that for?" he said....

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