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You can spend it on essentials like food n drink or a bit of paint to jazz up a gloomy room


On th other hand, there are plenty of truly shocking overpriced tat n ornament shops that would gladly take your money and provide something of no use whatsoever in return


actually, ?20 would only get a small amount of tat in these shops

Arive drunk at 12:00 in the EDT.

Order a pint of Stella. Cost - ?3:20.

When the barperson returns with the Stella and the change, turn into a BIGSHOT and mumble something about the charity box.

Insist the ?16:80 is her's to do with what she will.

You will of course be deluding yourself about the fact that a woman in her mid 20s might be interested in you. Chat with barperson for almost two minutes. Make mention of the Crystal Castles and cause her to raise an eyebrow. Hear a noise to your left, a slick, skinny-jeaned young chap enters. He has actually attended a Crystal Castles gig and tells barperson all about it. Feel awkward. Very awkward. Search for a newspaper to cover embarrassment. Unable to find newspaper, make do with Daily Express.

Drink the Stella. Slink off.

> You will of course be deluding yourself about the fact that a woman in her mid 20s might be interested in you.


Oh dear.


It depends on the diameter of the roll from which you peel off the ?20 note.


TIP: You only need two ?20 notes. The rest of the roll can be paper cut to size.

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