What is the most mental way to spend ?20 down Lordship Lane tomorrow?

[gjtango]

YOU DECIDE (can be all variety and manner of activities) :)-D

[benjaminty]

8 brownies in Franklins?

[*Bob*]

Take off all your clothes off, roll the twenty up and dip it in petrol.

Stick it up your arsehole and ignite.

Burst into Target Arms and run around in circles, arms outstretched singing the theme from 'Batman'.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I have to show a Spanish girl the real London this week, will you be repeating it at any time, *Bob*?

[ratty]

pmsl Bob - that seals the deal

[snorky]

You can spend it on essentials like food n drink or a bit of paint to jazz up a gloomy room

On th other hand, there are plenty of truly shocking overpriced tat n ornament shops that would gladly take your money and provide something of no use whatsoever in return

actually, ?20 would only get a small amount of tat in these shops

[Asset]

Get down Kebab and Wine, that's pretty mental so I hear

[will dex]

95p of it mustr go on a pork pie from WR Butchers. mentaal.

[*Bob*]

Buy 21 pork pies from William Rose.. and stick the 5p change up your nose (before you leave the shop)

[Annasfield]

*Bob* brilliant (the twenty pound note post)

Surprised no one has mentioned cook wank.

[*Bob*]

Run into the Irish Shop and urinate on all the penny whistles.

Then offer them ?20 - for their trouble.

[*Bob*]

Pay the Big Issue vendor outside Somerfield twenty quid to bend you over his knee and give you six of the best with a rolled-up copy.

[lorraineliyanage]

i saw a small pot of nipple cream in healthmatters for ?20

[Shu.Kurimu.Sensei]

A handjob from the Yilmaz brothel

[andypandy]

find an extra ?1.95 and spunk it on one of the "Keep Calm and Carry on" poster, sorry print in the window of ED. the stuff it up your arse and set fire to it.

[SeanMacGabhann]

what is it with all of the penetration of orifices with objects on this thread??

[*Bob*]

Come now, Sean.. don't be so coy.

Surely you've given six away once or twice?

[HonaloochieB]

Arive drunk at 12:00 in the EDT.

Order a pint of Stella. Cost - ?3:20.

When the barperson returns with the Stella and the change, turn into a BIGSHOT and mumble something about the charity box.

Insist the ?16:80 is her's to do with what she will.

You will of course be deluding yourself about the fact that a woman in her mid 20s might be interested in you. Chat with barperson for almost two minutes. Make mention of the Crystal Castles and cause her to raise an eyebrow. Hear a noise to your left, a slick, skinny-jeaned young chap enters. He has actually attended a Crystal Castles gig and tells barperson all about it. Feel awkward. Very awkward. Search for a newspaper to cover embarrassment. Unable to find newspaper, make do with Daily Express.

Drink the Stella. Slink off.

[macroban]

> You will of course be deluding yourself about the fact that a woman in her mid 20s might be interested in you.

Oh dear.

It depends on the diameter of the roll from which you peel off the ?20 note.

TIP: You only need two ?20 notes. The rest of the roll can be paper cut to size.

[SteveT]

Hiring a stretch limo to get to Rye lane, and then walking back with bags of bottled water and 'tayters.

[Shu.Kurimu.Sensei]

If he gets busted, could always feign ignorance and mumble something about ranking on Twin Galaxies with this

http://www.carobinson.com/games/ATARI%20-%20CRYSTAL%20CASTLE.jpg ...

[Moos]

Why have I NEVER EVER heard of any bands that anyone mentions on any thread in this damn' Forum?* (6)

*the above is slightly hyperbolic

[Jeremy]

And I've never seen anyone carry money round in rolls.

[macroban]

> And I've never seen anyone carry money round in rolls.

Oh dear.

I guess you've just not met the right middle-aged man yet.

[benjaminty]

You mean the right gangster ... I mean the real phrase is a "gangster's roll" right?