My funeral...

[HonaloochieB]

Sounds fatastic Giggi, there are definitely not sufficient drag queens at funerals these days and it's good to know that you look after your bitches in de.. in deaa... in ddddeee.. no I can't bring myself to say it.

Please cancel your post Giggi it's all too upsetting to contemplate.

[Jah Lush]

Ahhh! Shoes. I'm rather think Giggirl that you are the Imelda Marcos of the EDF.

[david_carnell]

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> > Something similar to this please:

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> and your starter for "Ten" : The making of this

> Film resulted in the creation of....

Erik The Conqueror?

[Cassius]

Damn - a size 37.................

[Tony.London Suburbs]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> > > Something similar to this please:

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> > and your starter for "Ten" : The making of this

> > Film resulted in the creation of....

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> Erik The Conqueror?

No David..much more contemporary M8....

[Ted Max]

The awkward wait in the Crem car park before the hearse arrives. Collars nipping necks that haven't sported a tie since retirement. Bewildered blankness on the faces of the grandchildren. Two middle-aged sons clinging to each other for support while their excluded wives search, red-faced, in their handbags for items unknown. The best friend rendering Abide With Me clear as a reed, half a beat ahead of the congregation. The deep, urgent hunger that strikes everyone at the wake. Mr Purdey slipping the publican a ton, because the relatives haven't noticed the tab's run out. Uncle George singing Me and my Shadow but being unable to finish. The middle-aged brothers' wives taking the children home, leaving their spouses bound together in speechless reverie.

[SimonM]

I just want to live forever...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Jamie Lee Curtis (born November 22, 1958)..as a result of a liaison while filming "The Vikings" by Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.

[annaj]

Sean (or anyone) would you kindly provide the You Tube link f The Memorial Service, please.

[Mikecg]

Body off of BayWatch face off of CrimeWatch.

[bigbadwolf]

Copycat.

[KalamityKel]

cardboard boxes are all the rage these days altho I must stress they do not come cheap...

[bigbadwolf]

Whats wrong with a wheelie bin?

[KalamityKel]

The council will charge you for the priveledge most probably *shrugs*

[Mikecg]

It's as old as the hills BBW.

[giggirl]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> cardboard boxes are all the rage these days altho

> I must stress they do not come cheap...

I have asked for a cardboard coffin in my "funeral wishes" doc and stressed that it should be as cheap as possible. I don't want a lot of money spent on my funeral service and I've put that in writing already. Seriously, I'm thinking ahead here because I want my funeral done my way. This site was helpful:

http://www.burymeright.com/

or this:

http://myfunkyfuneral.com/glam.php

or even

http://www.heavensabovefireworks.com/

[snorky]

my rotting cadaver strapped into a lada packed full of explosives and sent at full speed through the gates of Buck house. with a live Thatcher nailed to the rotting bonnet.and Garry Bushell in the passenger seat.

a fitting end to a life of ( internet based ) agitation

*please dont give my IP to the authorities please admin, or I will be in camp delta X ray before you can say "war on terror" *

[Mikecg]

Not a Royalist then snorky?

Something tell me you are a patron of the anarchists cook book.

[giggirl]

snorky Wrote:

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> my rotting cadaver strapped into a lada packed

> full of explosives and sent at full speed through

> the gates of Buck house. with a live Thatcher

> nailed to the rotting bonnet.and Garry Bushell in

> the passenger seat.

Yes but Snorky, do you want floral tributes or would you prefer donations to a charity of your choice? It's best to clarify these things before you pop your clogs.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

annaj Wrote:

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> Sean (or anyone) would you kindly provide the You

> Tube link f The Memorial Service, please.

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> Here you are, TLS....

Thank You annaj!

[dulwichmum]

Darling Snorky,

I am with giggirl, do you want a sheaf of lillies or the word "SNORKY" spelled out in plastic blue carnations? Could you be a bit more specific with regard to floral tributes?

If you would rather that we made cash donations to an erectile disfunction charity, it really is best to leave more instruction...(smirk)!

[bigbadwolf]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> If you would rather that we made cash donations to

> an erectile disfunction charity, it really is best

> to leave more instruction...(smirk)!

Well short of any instruction from Snorky we could swap the blue carnations for blue pills concerning his tribute.

[woofmarkthedog]

As my box passes through the curtain I'd like someone on the other side of it (and wearing a sequined glove) to put their hand through and "Wave" a 2 finger salute

*Cue ships fog horn sound effect here*

[bigbadwolf]

I remember when I was at school there was a funeral somewhere in Europe where the dead persons choice of music was just a recording of him/her saying that the family were getting nothing in the will.

[PeckhamRose]

Anyone remember that Thora Hird drama written by... Can't remember.

Her son says, "What do you want Mum, burial or cremation?"

Thora Hird's character, "Surprise me".