I have never...

[citizenED]

....eaten a Porterhouse Steak.

....suffered poor customer service in ED, no, not even in notorious stationery shop.

[SimonM]

bought a lottery ticket

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Changed a tyre after 29 years driving.

Done any D-I-Y.

Swam.

Had a bike ride since 1960.

Won anything onthe Premium Bonds, though had ?100 worth since they started in the 1950's.

Been able to distinguish shades of Red, Green and Brown.

Smoked anything, ever.

Been impotent.

[candj]

Smoked pot.

[KalamityKel]

Jelly (jam) and peanut butter sandwiches

[Tony.London Suburbs]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Jelly (jam) and peanut butter sandwiches

Sounds a ghastly concoction Kelstar:'(

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I was promised 2 portions of Jelly if I went to The Circus, in around 1959.

Haven't had Jelly or been to the Circus since, even managing to turn away an inviting "?1 Off" Voucher for Zippos Circus in my local chippie t'other day..

[Keef]

Heard of, or been anywhere near a lot of the businesses that are often mentioned on here.

[KoolBananas]

Shaved my toes - you know, the top bits...

[Brendan]

Chewed khat. Although I have heard it is quite nice and readily available.

[bigbadwolf]

Washed behind my ears.

Worn flip flops.

Cooked a roast dinner.

Worn jewellery.

Shaved my head.

Taken a legitimate sickie.

Supported a football team.

Shopped at Iceland.

Played cards without cheating.

Given up my seat for an old lady (I've been at work all day and they haven't).

Got what I wanted for Christmas.

Watched a porno all the way through.

Behaved myself abroad.

[cdonline]

...eaten a kebab.

[bigbadwolf]

Get out cdonline!

[Jah Lush]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

> Given up my seat for an old lady (I've been at

> work all day and they haven't).

Sorry, but I've got to pull you up on this and I reckon you're probably expecting someone to so it might as well be me. This just goes to show what a selfish inconsiderate spoilt little twat you really are.

[bigbadwolf]

Well spotted Jah.

[Cassius]

....... eaten anything from Greggs

........bought anything from Mrs Robinson

........drunk in The Castle

........watched Corrie

........read The Star

........read The Morning Star

[Bellenden Belle]

...broken a bone in my body.

Watched any Godfather films

Eaten in Franklins (but I must, I must)

...

Never poached an egg or made a full english breakfast.

[giggirl]

Burped. Never have. I shared this with a friend once. She didn't believe me. I mean, what a strange lie to tell. Why would I?

[Mick Mac]

Gone skiing, don't really like snow except to look at from a warm house.

[Brendan]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Burped. Never have. I shared this with a friend

> once. She didn't believe me. I mean, what a

> strange lie to tell. Why would I?

I have a friend who also claims to have never burped. None of us believe him although we have never seen/heard him burp.

[giggirl]

I swear on my life Brenda. Never done it. My friend doesn?t believe me. When I think of all the fantastical lies I could tell, to claim never to have burped is so harmless. And not to be believed. I?m wounded.

[david_carnell]

Had a nosebleed

Seen true colours - I'm red/green colour blind

[Tony.London Suburbs]

david_carnell Wrote:

Seen true colours - I'm red/green colour blind

All the cool people are dc.

Can you detect Brown readily because I can't always.

[Atila Reincarnate]

Been to me

[TillieTrotter]

Told a lieB)