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Changed a tyre after 29 years driving.

Done any D-I-Y.

Swam.

Had a bike ride since 1960.

Won anything onthe Premium Bonds, though had ?100 worth since they started in the 1950's.

Been able to distinguish shades of Red, Green and Brown.

Smoked anything, ever.

Been impotent.

Washed behind my ears.

Worn flip flops.

Cooked a roast dinner.

Worn jewellery.

Shaved my head.

Taken a legitimate sickie.

Supported a football team.

Shopped at Iceland.

Played cards without cheating.

Given up my seat for an old lady (I've been at work all day and they haven't).

Got what I wanted for Christmas.

Watched a porno all the way through.

Behaved myself abroad.

bigbadwolf Wrote:



> Given up my seat for an old lady (I've been at

> work all day and they haven't).


Sorry, but I've got to pull you up on this and I reckon you're probably expecting someone to so it might as well be me. This just goes to show what a selfish inconsiderate spoilt little twat you really are.

giggirl Wrote:

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> Burped. Never have. I shared this with a friend

> once. She didn't believe me. I mean, what a

> strange lie to tell. Why would I?


I have a friend who also claims to have never burped. None of us believe him although we have never seen/heard him burp.

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