Gun clubs in Dulwich?

[Mallard Von Hannover]

Hello, does anyone know of any gun / rifle clubs in Dulwich, or nearby? Thank you for your help!

[miga]

This is at least a pass. 6/10.

[????]

Nice idea, poorly 'executed'. 4/10

[miga]

It misfired, but the aim was true.

[MrBen]

Arrroooooooh!

[Parkdrive]

A thread of the highest calibre

[peckham_ryu]

you're more likely to find a smooth bore than a rifle round here

[titch juicy]

It was worth a shot.

[Mallard Von Hannover]

I don't quite understand why you are, to put it eloquently, "taking the Michael". I'm simply looking for somewhere to meet with likeminded individuals, and have a shoot, without venturing to Peckham's "gun clubs", as they could be described.

[Jah Lush]

Thought you preferred the crossbow BBW.

[Mallard Von Hannover]

BBW?

[*Bob*]

'Big Beautiful Woman', I think.

Right, Jah?

[Mallard Von Hannover]

Ah- I don't think this quite applies to me.

[steveo]

There's a kitten shooting club down near the play school on the Rye. Bring your own bucket

[MrBen]

Aroooooooowah!

[miga]

Ah, now I get it, you didn't transcribe that sound correctly the first time...

[Louisa]

The target was ideal but you need to aim higher Mallard. 5/10.

Louisa.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Nearest club I know about is the Croydon pistol and rifle club.

[MrBen]

Rumour has it, from my man on the inside, that firearms are routinely discharged in certain closed parks on bonfire night in Peckham surrounds by way of practice.

Feel free to add to this urban myth as you see fit.

[Loz]

I don't think anyone called Mallard should be hanging around gun clubs.

[aquarius moon]

Is he related to Scribe?

If so, I'd be happy to meet him at a shooting gallery. I'm a better shot than I was back then.

[Dopamine1979]

Why is everyone assuming this is a troll thread? You are a cynical bunch.

[Loz]

Well, the OP's posting history, for one.

[Dopamine1979]

Just giving them the benefit of the doubt. Don't shoot the messenger.

[Earl Aelfheah]

I knew Mallard's post would trigger this kind of response