Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Gosport*

Rainham (kent)*

Kedington (Suffolk)

Bromley-by-Bow

Camberwell

East Dulwich

Nunhead

East Dulwich

Sydenham

Walthamstow (while waiting to move back to...)

East Dulwich


*possibly another place inbetween, but was only 3 by the time I got to Kedington so can't remember!

Fucking (Tarsdorf, Austria)

Crap (Tirane, Albania)

Tit (Adrar, Algeria)

Bumbang (Victoria)

Shitagoo Lake (Quebec)

Dick (Weld County)

Cocks (Perranporth)

Lickham Bottom (Hemyock)

Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia)

Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees)

Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme)

Nobber (Donegal)

Dump (Manchester, Jamaica)

Labia (Waremme)

Condom (Aveyron)

Semen (Moldova)

Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland)

Bottom (Surry)

Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio)

Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant)

Kunt (Punjab)

Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania)

Anus (Laguna, Philippines)

Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines)

Poo (Asturias)

Tampon (Reunion)

Pussy (Savoie)

Clit (Suceava, Romania)

Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky)

Twatt (Orkney)

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland)

The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

Bum (Sierra Leone)

Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island)

Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain)

Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

Rim (Nan, Thailand)

Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins)

Poke (Northern Uganda)

Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire)

Thong (Essex)

Brown Willy (Cornwall)

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire)

Balls Cross (West Sussex)

Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland)

Nob End (Bolton)

Three Cocks (Wales)

Felch (Michigan)

French Lick (Indiana)

Shafter (California)

Sugar Tit (South Carolina)

Bald Knob (Arkansas)

Minge Cove (New Hampshire)

Knoblick (Arizona)

Wankers Corner (Oregan)

Swallow (Salt Lake)

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Cunt (Spain)

Muff (Northern Ireland)

Oberfucking (Austria)

Pis Pis River (Nicagragua)

Tittybong (Australia)

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Cunter (Switzerland)

East Dulwich (London)

HAL9000 Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> @#$%& (Tarsdorf, Austria)

> Crap (Tirane, Albania)

> Tit (Adrar, Algeria)

> Bumbang (Victoria)

> Shitagoo Lake (Quebec)

> Dick (Weld County)

> Cocks (Perranporth)

> Lickham Bottom (Hemyock)

> Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia)

> Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees)

> Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme)

> Nobber (Donegal)

> Dump (Manchester, Jamaica)

> Labia (Waremme)

> Condom (Aveyron)

> Semen (Moldova)

> Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland)

> Bottom (Surry)

> Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio)

> Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant)

> Kunt (Punjab)

> Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania)

> Anus (Laguna, Philippines)

> Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines)

> Poo (Asturias)

> Tampon (Reunion)

> Pussy (Savoie)

> Clit (Suceava, Romania)

> Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky)

> Twatt (Orkney)

> Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland)

> The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

> Bum (Sierra Leone)

> Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island)

> Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain)

> Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

> Rim (Nan, Thailand)

> Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins)

> Poke (Northern Uganda)

> Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire)

> Thong (Essex)

> Brown Willy (Cornwall)

> Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire)

> Balls Cross (West Sussex)

> Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland)

> Nob End (Bolton)

> Three Cocks (Wales)

> Felch (Michigan)

> French Lick (Indiana)

> Shafter (California)

> Sugar Tit (South Carolina)

> Bald Knob (Arkansas)

> Minge Cove (New Hampshire)

> Knoblick (Arizona)

> @#$%& Corner (Oregan)

> Swallow (Salt Lake)

> Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

> @#$%& (Spain)

> Muff (Northern Ireland)

> Oberfucking (Austria)

> Pis Pis River (Nicagragua)

> Tittybong (Australia)

> Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

> @#$%& (Switzerland)

> East Dulwich (London)



Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years in Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland. Its actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland. Did you not think it was a bit too peaceful to be Northern Ireland?

Mick Mac Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> HAL9000 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> > Muff (Northern Ireland)


> Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years in

> Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland. Its

> actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland.


To be honest, I was only there for the diving. Must have held my breath for too long!

HAL9000 Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> @#$%& (Tarsdorf, Austria)

> Crap (Tirane, Albania)

> Tit (Adrar, Algeria)

> Bumbang (Victoria)

> Shitagoo Lake (Quebec)

> Dick (Weld County)

> Cocks (Perranporth)

> Lickham Bottom (Hemyock)

> Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia)

> Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees)

> Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme)

> Nobber (Donegal)

> Dump (Manchester, Jamaica)

> Labia (Waremme)

> Condom (Aveyron)

> Semen (Moldova)

> Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland)

> Bottom (Surry)

> Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio)

> Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant)

> Kunt (Punjab)

> Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania)

> Anus (Laguna, Philippines)

> Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines)

> Poo (Asturias)

> Tampon (Reunion)

> Pussy (Savoie)

> Clit (Suceava, Romania)

> Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky)

> Twatt (Orkney)

> Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland)

> The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

> Bum (Sierra Leone)

> Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island)

> Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain)

> Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

> Rim (Nan, Thailand)

> Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins)

> Poke (Northern Uganda)

> Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire)

> Thong (Essex)

> Brown Willy (Cornwall)

> Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire)

> Balls Cross (West Sussex)

> Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland)

> Nob End (Bolton)

> Three Cocks (Wales)

> Felch (Michigan)

> French Lick (Indiana)

> Shafter (California)

> Sugar Tit (South Carolina)

> Bald Knob (Arkansas)

> Minge Cove (New Hampshire)

> Knoblick (Arizona)

> @#$%& Corner (Oregan)

> Swallow (Salt Lake)

> Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

> @#$%& (Spain)

> Muff (Northern Ireland)

> Oberfucking (Austria)

> Pis Pis River (Nicagragua)

> Tittybong (Australia)

> Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

> @#$%& (Switzerland)

> East Dulwich (London)



Well f-ck me!


*on floor absolutely pissing myself laughing HAL9000*


Oh my Lawd!

HAL9000 Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Mick Mac Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > HAL9000 Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > > Muff (Northern Ireland)

>

> > Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years

> in

> > Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland.

> Its

> > actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland.

>

> To be honest, I was only there for the diving.

> Must have held my breath for too long!



LOL HAL.

Really, Hal, I have to conclude that you are winding us up.

There is definitely nowhere called Three Cocks (sic as a parrot) in Wales,

or as I would name it, Cymru.

And I have a few doubts about: The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

I tried entering it into Google maps, and it told me I was a f*cking w*nker.

Charming I thought.

You are definitely disrespecting this thread, man.

not that I care.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Latest Discussions

    • I recently hired Andy to paint the newly plastered walls in my front room, and I couldn’t be happier with the results. From the start, he offered a fair and reasonable price for the work, and his professionalism really stood out. Andy has a wealth of experience and was happy to share suggestions about colour choices and paint types, which made the decision-making process much easier. He completed the work within the agreed timescale, and I am very happy with the finish.  What impressed me most is that Andy went above and beyond what I initially asked. He not only painted the room beautifully but also helped with extra tasks such as putting up the wall bracket, curtain poles, and curtains, and even gave me a hand moving furniture between rooms. That level of support is rare and very much appreciated. If you’re looking for a painter and decorator who is reliable, trustworthy, reasonably priced, experienced, and willing to go the extra mile to help, I would highly recommend Andy.
    • John recently skimmed the walls in our front room lounge, and I couldn’t be more pleased with the result. From start to finish, he was professional, punctual, and easy to work with.   He arrived on time each day and kept me updated on progress, which made the whole process smooth and stress-free. The quality of his plastering is smooth, even, and ready to paint with minimal prep. He takes real pride in his work.   John was also very tidy, laying down protective sheets and cleaning up thoroughly after the job was done. It’s clear he respects his clients’ homes, which I really appreciated.   On top of that, he’s friendly, approachable, and trustworthy someone you feel comfortable having in your home. His pricing was fair and transparent, with no unexpected costs.   Highly recommended if you're looking for a skilled and reliable plasterer. I’ll definitely be using him again for any future work.
    • You what???   Think you Should have gone to woodfalls 😁 
    • Your second point contradicts your first (and previous post)
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...