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Gosport*

Rainham (kent)*

Kedington (Suffolk)

Bromley-by-Bow

Camberwell

East Dulwich

Nunhead

East Dulwich

Sydenham

Walthamstow (while waiting to move back to...)

East Dulwich


*possibly another place inbetween, but was only 3 by the time I got to Kedington so can't remember!

Fucking (Tarsdorf, Austria)

Crap (Tirane, Albania)

Tit (Adrar, Algeria)

Bumbang (Victoria)

Shitagoo Lake (Quebec)

Dick (Weld County)

Cocks (Perranporth)

Lickham Bottom (Hemyock)

Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia)

Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees)

Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme)

Nobber (Donegal)

Dump (Manchester, Jamaica)

Labia (Waremme)

Condom (Aveyron)

Semen (Moldova)

Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland)

Bottom (Surry)

Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio)

Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant)

Kunt (Punjab)

Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania)

Anus (Laguna, Philippines)

Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines)

Poo (Asturias)

Tampon (Reunion)

Pussy (Savoie)

Clit (Suceava, Romania)

Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky)

Twatt (Orkney)

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland)

The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

Bum (Sierra Leone)

Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island)

Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain)

Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

Rim (Nan, Thailand)

Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins)

Poke (Northern Uganda)

Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire)

Thong (Essex)

Brown Willy (Cornwall)

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire)

Balls Cross (West Sussex)

Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland)

Nob End (Bolton)

Three Cocks (Wales)

Felch (Michigan)

French Lick (Indiana)

Shafter (California)

Sugar Tit (South Carolina)

Bald Knob (Arkansas)

Minge Cove (New Hampshire)

Knoblick (Arizona)

Wankers Corner (Oregan)

Swallow (Salt Lake)

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Cunt (Spain)

Muff (Northern Ireland)

Oberfucking (Austria)

Pis Pis River (Nicagragua)

Tittybong (Australia)

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Cunter (Switzerland)

East Dulwich (London)

HAL9000 Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> @#$%& (Tarsdorf, Austria)

> Crap (Tirane, Albania)

> Tit (Adrar, Algeria)

> Bumbang (Victoria)

> Shitagoo Lake (Quebec)

> Dick (Weld County)

> Cocks (Perranporth)

> Lickham Bottom (Hemyock)

> Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia)

> Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees)

> Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme)

> Nobber (Donegal)

> Dump (Manchester, Jamaica)

> Labia (Waremme)

> Condom (Aveyron)

> Semen (Moldova)

> Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland)

> Bottom (Surry)

> Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio)

> Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant)

> Kunt (Punjab)

> Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania)

> Anus (Laguna, Philippines)

> Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines)

> Poo (Asturias)

> Tampon (Reunion)

> Pussy (Savoie)

> Clit (Suceava, Romania)

> Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky)

> Twatt (Orkney)

> Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland)

> The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

> Bum (Sierra Leone)

> Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island)

> Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain)

> Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

> Rim (Nan, Thailand)

> Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins)

> Poke (Northern Uganda)

> Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire)

> Thong (Essex)

> Brown Willy (Cornwall)

> Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire)

> Balls Cross (West Sussex)

> Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland)

> Nob End (Bolton)

> Three Cocks (Wales)

> Felch (Michigan)

> French Lick (Indiana)

> Shafter (California)

> Sugar Tit (South Carolina)

> Bald Knob (Arkansas)

> Minge Cove (New Hampshire)

> Knoblick (Arizona)

> @#$%& Corner (Oregan)

> Swallow (Salt Lake)

> Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

> @#$%& (Spain)

> Muff (Northern Ireland)

> Oberfucking (Austria)

> Pis Pis River (Nicagragua)

> Tittybong (Australia)

> Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

> @#$%& (Switzerland)

> East Dulwich (London)



Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years in Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland. Its actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland. Did you not think it was a bit too peaceful to be Northern Ireland?

Mick Mac Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> HAL9000 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> > Muff (Northern Ireland)


> Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years in

> Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland. Its

> actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland.


To be honest, I was only there for the diving. Must have held my breath for too long!

HAL9000 Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> @#$%& (Tarsdorf, Austria)

> Crap (Tirane, Albania)

> Tit (Adrar, Algeria)

> Bumbang (Victoria)

> Shitagoo Lake (Quebec)

> Dick (Weld County)

> Cocks (Perranporth)

> Lickham Bottom (Hemyock)

> Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia)

> Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees)

> Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme)

> Nobber (Donegal)

> Dump (Manchester, Jamaica)

> Labia (Waremme)

> Condom (Aveyron)

> Semen (Moldova)

> Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland)

> Bottom (Surry)

> Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio)

> Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant)

> Kunt (Punjab)

> Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania)

> Anus (Laguna, Philippines)

> Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines)

> Poo (Asturias)

> Tampon (Reunion)

> Pussy (Savoie)

> Clit (Suceava, Romania)

> Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky)

> Twatt (Orkney)

> Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland)

> The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

> Bum (Sierra Leone)

> Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island)

> Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain)

> Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

> Rim (Nan, Thailand)

> Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins)

> Poke (Northern Uganda)

> Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire)

> Thong (Essex)

> Brown Willy (Cornwall)

> Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire)

> Balls Cross (West Sussex)

> Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland)

> Nob End (Bolton)

> Three Cocks (Wales)

> Felch (Michigan)

> French Lick (Indiana)

> Shafter (California)

> Sugar Tit (South Carolina)

> Bald Knob (Arkansas)

> Minge Cove (New Hampshire)

> Knoblick (Arizona)

> @#$%& Corner (Oregan)

> Swallow (Salt Lake)

> Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

> @#$%& (Spain)

> Muff (Northern Ireland)

> Oberfucking (Austria)

> Pis Pis River (Nicagragua)

> Tittybong (Australia)

> Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

> @#$%& (Switzerland)

> East Dulwich (London)



Well f-ck me!


*on floor absolutely pissing myself laughing HAL9000*


Oh my Lawd!

HAL9000 Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Mick Mac Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > HAL9000 Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > > Muff (Northern Ireland)

>

> > Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years

> in

> > Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland.

> Its

> > actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland.

>

> To be honest, I was only there for the diving.

> Must have held my breath for too long!



LOL HAL.

Really, Hal, I have to conclude that you are winding us up.

There is definitely nowhere called Three Cocks (sic as a parrot) in Wales,

or as I would name it, Cymru.

And I have a few doubts about: The Bastard (Argyll & Bute)

I tried entering it into Google maps, and it told me I was a f*cking w*nker.

Charming I thought.

You are definitely disrespecting this thread, man.

not that I care.

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