bigbadwolf

Are you trying to say D.M is suggesting Mike spends all his white fivers in Officers club? If so.....wind your neck back in Woof!

Like this? http://www.alanhoward.org.uk/leslie2.jpg

You fancy me really don't you Jah.

Yes that is bad luck Anna...you'll miss me again.

Quite right Jah...it is a shame.

Sorry, Not tonight I'm afraid.

Ladies, Since it's summer can we have a bit of cleavage in tonights forum drinks please. I'm thinking about the pictures you see... Thanks.

Oh I wish not. I've seen the tapes and they're barbaric!

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gosh BBW, there's no getting past your razor sharp > mind, is there. Thanks citizen. It's actually no sharper than anyone else's.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You just love rubbing people up the wrong way > don't you BBW. I just hope you're wearing surgical > gloves. Errrrmmmmm... Excuse me but where on earth is there any evidence of rubbing anybody up the wrong way in the above post?

Well done Andrew. Now be a good lad and start attaching some usernames to faces. Some of them are quite fit an all. Are there any 'back at my place' pics where the bowl and car keys come out. I can just picture Se..

So what you two are basically saying is that the film fell on it's arse but the whole experience was saved by the fact you had a good old knuckle shuffle over the thought of Rachel Weisz. Typical.

No one likes a smart arse shorty.

It is very very tragic.

That's simple Paragon you pinhead. It specifically relates to some one like...let's say Sarah Jessica Parker. Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. I'm disappointed in you HonaloochieB, and you Quids.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Croydon shoplifting, 3 dresses 2 pairs shoes 2 tops 1 > bag It feels better to tell the truth doesn't it Daizie.

With all the talk of the economic downturn and how it's one rule for the politicians and one for us, ask yourself one question. Have I really got that bad a lot? Now I understand perfectly if you think "what business is it of his", because at the end of the day...it isn't any of my business. We also find ourselves being done over by the authorities/establishment/Law such as "was that parking fine justified" or having planning permission turned down. I was always told that no matter what you're going through, there's always someone going through a lot worse. The clip you're about to see is a very serious case of this. This is a very serious case of being done over by the authorities that I don't think any of you will have to suffer in your lifetime even though at some times it may feel like it in an abstract way. What happens at 0:43 is shocking (just look at the look on the poor victims face) but what happens at 1:15 is quite frankly horrific. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONekLkCGGmY

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You don't want to end up looking like Chris > Eubanks sweetie. Do you (bats eyelashes)? Ha ha ha! That's probably the best advice I've seen so far chief greedy guts!

I've got a Chinese imperial dragon on my upper right arm when I was 17 I'm being deadly serious when I say I got it because I was bored and there was nothing else to do. So about an hour later I was sitting in the Tattooists chair and half way through the twin towers were attacked. No, I'll never forget that day. Absolutely no spiritual reason or any other besides that for it being there. I've never regretted it either. However, I don't sympathise one bit when you get these idiots who have their entire arms or half their face done and moan when they're turned down at a job interview. Not into piercings one bit or those tunnel earings.

Strangely kel...I never noticed the smell!

Yes.

Good call with Uncle Buck Jah. I bet you're a bit like him aren't you ya scallywag. Right, apart from that. As many of you will know I've banned for the past few days but today was the last straw! Quids. So you like American Pie do ya. What a fool you must feel now eh. That movie was the biggest load of shite I've ever seen! Apart from the quite frankly pathetic American humour I'd like to raise one crucial point. I know horny teenagers can get up to some 'hijinks' in order to get their rocks off but sticking it in an apple pie, on the work surface. I've got a very filthy mind but if I were to even contemplate giving one of my mums Rhubarb crumbles a good seeing too I'd at least have the decency to 'do the deed' behind closed doors! BN5 and Keef, you two should be bloody ashamed of yourselves. Right, my turn. What is a "feel good" film. Something to make us feel fuzzy inside or something we simply enjoy watching even though we've seen it more than ourselves in the mirror. For me it's got to be a Spy/Crime/War/Historical thriller. The Ipcress file. The Hallcroft Covenant. Boys from Brazil. Ice station Zebra. Marathon Man. "Iz eet safe?" Das Boot. City of God. 9th Company. Etc etc etc...

I heard that a lot as well Jah. The neighbours would often have to put up with the succession of "swish", "thwack" and me howling my head off. I would then hear the dreaded Dettol bath being run.

A lot of users on this forum are going to want to know why some sad case came along and posted a thread about a non existent knocking shop. Well the answer is very simple,..people who've been banished and their 'friends'. local brothel timewasters, this is what you should take note of. In the not too distant past we had a bit of a nasty ripple of discontent on the edf between an affluent lady that lunches and the village idiot. This discontent was born out of curiousity, that eventually crushed the cat. The village idiot became entranced in the 'online persona' of the lady that lunches. He sent many letters enquiring about this mysterious, veiled woman. She, being a devious creature of mischief toyed with the oaf's mind to such an extent that he became insane at the though that he may have fallen for a man. It all died down for a bit but then the subject raised it's ugly head again and the village idiot started behaving in a most confrontational manner. He started sending very nasty threats to the lady that lunches and even started attacking her blog. However, the lady that lunches wasn't having any of it and dealt the village idiot a fatal blow. This was an excellent example of literal dexterity and wit overcomeing a larger, physically stronger brute. Now for those of you that didn't witness the ugly affair of D.Mgate then I hope that this clip paints an accurate if abstract account/picture of what happens when more nimble minded people use their to mind to run rings around to bring a slow and lumbering hulk to it's knees. The end of the clip has a real 'finish him' effect and the sound track is what I imagine was going through the head of the lady that lunches whilst she led the village idiot up the garden path. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-q1JGxwJ6U&feature=related

Hello east dulwich Now, although I'm not allowed in the issues section that hasn't stopped me from keeping up to speed on the behaviour of the local git Nigel. Like so many of these threads that have been thrown up because of poor or shoddy customer service on behalf of a large corporation or government agency this thread had been blown entirely out of proportion. There have been many angles as to why the travelling experience created by Nigels attitude to his job and passengers is such a torturous experience. These have ranged from 'is he paid enough' or 'perhaps the customer should take some responsibility'. These in themselves are valid reasons that the experience of bus journeys is indeed awful but there is one question that has gone unanswered and could answer the turmoil of public transport.....was the experience really that c_ntish. To answer this question however we really must address the expression, 'what is c_ntish?' C_ntish (Exp) (Euph) "An instance where irreparable damage is caused to the dignity of somebodies person" "To act like a c_nt" (Oxford English dictionary, 2009) Many of you will feel that Nigel's behaviour does merit the use of this word. I personally feel differently. There are varying layers and levels of c_ntish but no other level remains as painful as being f_cked over by the state/local authority/establishment. The reason being that we often can't do anything about it. It happens and we all have to get over it but that never stops us from remembering that parking fine that everyone knew was unjustified or the time you were awarded 3 penalty points on your license for going over the speed limit in Limehouse even when you were following the flow of traffic 0n July the 3rd 2006. Do you see my point? What I'm about to show you is probably the best celebration of c_ntish on behalf of the state, for that reason it is termed 'officially c_ntish'. This youtube clip celebrates the term because it is a combination of cunning and cruelty in it's method and execution. What happens at 0:43 on the clip is the most shocking case the term we've discussed (just look at face of the poor victim), what happens at 1:15 on the clip, well...that's just plain offensive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONekLkCGGmY