bigbadwolf

Seeing as he was mostly plastic couldn't they melt him down and made into a toy that way kids could play with him for a change.

Surely the tickets to his last show that never happened due to his death will go for a fortune amongst Jacko fanatics.

You're saying he's Irish JSW, now that's a low blow if I ever did see one so it is.

Well he's certainly popped a few cherries in his time *Bob*.

Brendan I know some people at Porton Down M.O.D research facility.

Shame about blocking out the sun though.

Or Icleand on LL.

Poppy seeds in Absinth? Behave yourself Brendan.....I've been fermenting a pair of Jah Lush's old socks for the last months and the wallpapers nearly disintegrated. We'll be drunk into next year.

Go on Brendan, fire away.

I saw Mel Gibson's Apocalypto last night after a smoke and had heinous nightmares. A very graphic portrayal of life in Meso American history. Zero Wolf was the original jungle gang banger!!! The Jaguar attack was horrific!

Do people still actually use the term 'crumpet' anymore?

The Xbow I've got Legal has got so much clout that removing the bolt/arrow would be a workout in itself, especially if you got them in the knee cap or the head.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Expect conspirary theories, people standing around > holding pictures of him up (when did that start > over here?) and, of course, Uri Geller. I too suspect he didn't have a heart attack.....things can't be so black and white.

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a BB gun that fires plastic .22 balls that > can sting at 3 feet. Normally used for cats > crapping on my vegetable patch. Is this some kind of infantile bravado MrBen? If you're going to do a job do it properly.....I've got a crossbow that could turn a cat inside out at 10 feet.

Don't you all find it a bit of a coincidence that two of the worlds most publicized fund raisers are both Bog men amd as are tight fisted as their Celtic cousins. Bono Bono has the ear of some of the worlds most influencial leaders and business moguls but still manages at every corner to come across as the developed worlds biggest ambassador of vainity. From the Sunday Times magazine: 'I am a loyal if unreliable friend. I am an earnest activist . I am reflective and a religious-ish person. I am a rock star' I think the last sentence is testimony to an individual who's entire personallity has been carved from the tree of egomania. He's also a short arse who if removed his shoes you'd more than certainly discover he has hooves instead of feet, in my opinion. Bob Geldof Apart from being a complete arse he looks like a dog thats been left out in the rain.

This sounds like great fun, so much fun that I might give it ago myself seeing as I've got my new kitchen n all. The biggest spanner in the works is what I'll serve. I think for my appetiser I'll splash out on a tub of Pringles and a shoplifted bottle of salad cream. The main course would naturally be a hamper of old M.O.D ration packs from the first Gulf war followed by a serving of Kebab flavoured pot noodles washed down with a glass or two of sparkling White lightning. Dessert would consist of Hash cakes laced with laxative to ensure more entertaining parlour games for my plastic attempt at a sickening trend of middle class 'Nigellarosis'. Anyone for cheese?

Yeah, sorry Maurice. I was just a bit lost as to what would fit in. Apologies.

bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- will vow not to try to be helpful unless > well rested and certain that it is what is > required ;-) Just what the doctor ordered BN5.

SE5 BNP?

I personally never really got into Springsteens music as it was a bit before my time but me and my little brothers were often subjected to it during long car journeys. I did however always like 57 Channels.

The last time I was in the Castle about 5 years ago someone had fired a sawn off at the dart board earlier on in the evening.

You heard the man.....pay up.

barty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HAL9000 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You were formerly known as Snorky and ICMFP > > Would it > have been good if I was Snorky or ICMFP returning > in a different guise? No.

Yes.

barty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Edited 3 times? > > You forgot someone innit? :)):)) No i just made a few spelling mistakes. We take our grammar very seriously on this forum Barty.