Jah Lush

There's been a new addition to the Karma Sutra. It's called the gas board position - you stay in all day and nobody comes.

Yeah baby, you me and GG. CAVEMAN ROOM The caveman is a popular prehistoric figure and a whimsical glimpse into his existence is revealed in this rustic den of solid rock! Animal prints, rock pond and stone-age clubs add to the primitive surroundings. A waterfall spills from overhead in the stone shower and water flows from the rocks into a stone sink basin in the cavern-style bathroom. Caveman has a king bed and will accommodate two primates.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There is a school of thought that there are 2 > Gods, the vengeful OT one, and the nice "turn the > other cheek" NT one. A early case of good cop bad cop methinks.

Keef Wrote: > > Well with Ronaldo he might have a pint. Probably true as Cloughie liked a drink or two.

Exactamondo La Asset. Full of tourists and a few locals who've given the au pair the day off and don't know how to cook or look after their children all stuffing their faces full of roast beef/lamb.

HonaloochieB Wrote: > The week after what, exactly? Payday old bean. Got the day off you see. Unfortunately the kitchen won't be open by then though so I'll just have to take the ladies somewhere else. Damned shame.

mockney piers Wrote: > Do domesticated animals think we actually are gods > then? (cats excluded, and in the case of Ancient > Egyptians turned 180 degrees) I don't thinnk so but let me tell you this. I had a very domesticated cat once...could do the washing up, the ironing, change a plug, set the table for dinner. Poor little got run over by a car whilst out doing the shopping. I miss that cat.

Well done for standing up to these bloody irritating twerps who think they are so tough. I'd have I've done the same myself after witnessing their behaviour and for being insulted in the same way as you were. Usually I can't be bothered but if provoked enough I can do the look and the verbals if need be if I feel it's doing my head in and they have reluctantly complied. Fortunately, I've only once had to resort to physical violence when a gang of them turned on me. Violence is always the last resort. Trouble is you never know these days if one of the little shits is carrying a weapon. Having said that people talking on the phone on public transport irritates as well.

Well done darling, you've worked hard for what you've achieved and deserve all the plaudits coming your way. A pay rise wouldn't go amiss either would it. Drinkypoo soon methinks. x

It's still a long way better than ITV, Channel 5 and Sky News. Channel 4 at 7pm is the best though.

Pah! Hendrix was a god. Strummer was a fake. A posh boy slumming it.

Bugger!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't agree to disagree when I'm right, Jeremy. > > 'Believing there is no God but not having > definitive evidence' is as ridiculous a position > as 'believing that dandelions can sing when > no-one's around to hear them'. What a great name for a band. The Dandelions. Oooh I'm liking that so much I'm off to form a band right now. There are no Gods only religion.

Two sides to every story. I'm really glad Defoe is back. He's quick and he scores goals and if he can strike up a good partnership Pavloychenko all the better. I was at White Hart Lane last night and we were bloody awful in the first half but one substitution later - Jamie O'Hara for a flash and bone idle David Bentley - and 21 minutes later we're 4-1 up. Job done.

Oops! To be honest Cassius I haven't really perused the wine list properly but enjoyed a very nice Shiraz Cabernet in there with my lunch the other week but seen some fairly good looking wines on the shelves.

Actually AFN I found myself in your neck of the woods last night and popped into the Golden Anchor on Eveline Road. Now, you probably wouldn't have the balls to go in there yourself because I fancy up you're far too up your own preconceived Nunhead but if you do ever pop in there you'll find a very nice and friendly predomninently West Indian pub that plays great old reggae tunes and the brothers playing dominoes in the front bar. I liked the look of the food on offer and shall be returning soon. Great Guinness too by the way.

I'm a lazy git who likes to stay up late and get up late but as I get older I do find that the odd early night during the week helps my general equlibrium after too many late nights. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Love it. The final sentence does it for me. "Every pub in the city has a face like yours in it." Good work Ted.

Seconded Alan. The best selection of real ales and German and Belgian bottled beers. Nice pint of Guinness too. I might add that they also have a pretty good wine list too.

Hoorah! I've been meaning to pop in for a while. By the way what time do you open on Fridays? As I was thinking of nipping in with a couple of young ladies for a spot of lunch. Probably the week after though.

I didn't really want to diss Ulrika on here. I don't know the woman after all. I'm sure she's great fun. She is after all a good foil for Vic & Bob's mericless piss taking and she takes it all in her stride. For example:- BOB: "Ulrika, lovely to see you. Just how many kids have you had since I last saw you." ULRIKA: "I saw you in make-up ten minutes ago." BOB: "Exactly." Anyway, Sven Goran-Eriksson and Stan Collymore to name but two... It's pretty obvious she has very poor taste in men.

Gotta Give It Up - Talk Talk

Pah! Nunhead is a cesspit of gloom apart from the cemetary and the Ivy House of course.

Girls Talk - Dave Edmunds

It's a lovely pub especially in the summer when you can sit outside and watch the world go by but the service has been crap in there for years, decades even. High turnover of staff speaks volumes.