Jogging is indeed horrible, HNHY. That's why I don't do it. Strolling around Dulwich Park one evening last week we were fascinated by the spectacle of a mass jog. Round and round they went, that human throng. The first two runners were the picture of human grace, strength and beauty, flying along rhythmically with such elegant bounding strides and admirable raw power. The rest of the mass, strung out pathetically behind them, looked like extras from a bad zombie movie, their inelegant lurching, asymmetrical pounding and ugly puff-puffing, wheezing and gasping, making you wonder, really, why they were bothering. Not very aesthetic.